Sorry but the princess is in another castle

What you get for saving toad.

What toad says to you after you that fat turtle's ass.

Mario: FINNALY I'm done that green, fire spitting fat as turtle.

Toad: Sorry but the princess is in another castle.

Mario: Fuck you toad.

by Peach; Toadstool February 25, 2017

cupcake castle

When you bang 5 fat chicks you made it to the top of the cupcake castle

Last night I banged my 5th fat chick I made it to the top of cupcake castle

by Allmight October 9, 2017

Beef Castle

One who truly lifts.... A beef castle is huge beyond huge. Spending all free time in the gym, lifting, running, and generally becoming huge. A beef castle will typically have every major muscle in the body showing with less than 5 percent body fat. They also must be able to do exercises such as the muscle up and the human flagpole that normal humans cannot do.

Nicole McVey is the ultimate beef castle. She lifts hard core

by huge lifter dude October 9, 2014

Cryptic Castle

A very KEWL server with a bunch of EDGY KEWL kids. The server has a wholesome and normal owner, a cute boi mod, a kid who always seems to complain bout his life but everyone loves him, a LADY who basically is the owner of the server but doesnt have the role, a madlad guy who is banned but will be forever remembered, a guy who constantly love to post his selfies even tho majority of them are cringe, a bunch of close friends of the LADY and some other ppl.
Should u join this server?
yes IF u have an extra life.

Boy 1 : have u seen cryptic castle

Boy 2 : no
Boy 1 : ok
Boy 2 : ok

by Synced_out_ May 24, 2021

penis in the castle

A penis that lives and rules over a castle and a kingdom, whose main goal is to slay the vaginas in caves that terrorize the citizens of his kingdom. The first such penis appeared in Britain in 1543, when the great King Asshole left his kingdom in the hands of his grandson, the Penis, instead of his son, the Taint. The penis then successfully fought off the French army, thus creating the legend that we revere to this day.

All bow before the great penis in the castle.

by George Swealey March 19, 2008

The Castle (Newport)

Now defunct former meeting place of many scruffy urchins from the plague-ridden streets of South Wales' most heinous city. Smells distinctly of piss and under-age smoking.

"Oh boys, let's go to The Castle...we can have a spliff and throw stuff in the river. Again."

by ? March 27, 2003

crystal castle

A motel (typically with 40 or fewer rooms and a lobby that is separated from the units) where crystal methamphetamine is readily available for use or sale.

Person 1: "Wanna get tweaked?"
Person 2: "Sure, let's go to that gross hotel where my dealer lives!"
Person 1: "Oh you mean the Crystal Castle?! Let's do it!"

by Maxintaft October 16, 2013