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capristone

an alcoholic beverage made of capri sun and keystone beer, tastes like a cheap wine
we sat around all day drinking capristone
by travis HXC July 18, 2009
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cafista

a person who works in a cafe/coffee shop or who is excessively obsessed with coffee and coffee products.
His intends to be a good cafista.
by Uttam Maharjan 2 June 27, 2014
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capitard

Donald Trump, or one who subscribes to his political philosophy.
Holy shit! I just took a dump that wants to run for office, but that has little in the way of compassion, political experience, or any understanding of what it's like not to be a wealthy white male.

It's a fucking capitard!
by Anomyre May 9, 2016
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Capital

Meaning: the best, the greatest, and better than everything else.
Can also be a synonym for peng.
Person 1: hey bro. My favourite dessert is New York Cheesecake.
Person 2: Yeah man, that stuff’s right capital.

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Person 1: hey did you see her selfie the other night. Peng ting.
Person 2: yah, capital for sure.
by HiroiUmiCara February 4, 2018
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calista

Word comes from greek background and means: Most Beautiful
This is often true. Calista’s are usually smart, athletic, kind, and shy. After you get to know them, they become a lot more outgoing and fun.
When Calista’s find something/someone they like, they will OBSESS.

When it comes to love, they are hardcore romantics. They will always want to be with their partner.
girl 1: “John never hangs out with us anymore because of his girlfriend. She’s obsessed with him.””
girl 2: “Yeah. Her name is Calista. Isn’t she pretty though?”
by Calista&Hanna May 12, 2018
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Calista

Really hyper person. Loves to sing. Very clingy, will remember you for a long time. Is crazy one second, and is completely calm the next. Obsesses over a lot of things, romance, video games, sports. Rare name, comes from Greek. Means: Most beautiful.
Person 1: Did you see that girl?

Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: Her name is Calista, and she is so hyper during the day.
by FortnitePlayer1234 December 7, 2018
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Christmas with a Capital C

Better known as "Strawman with a Capital S", "The Strawman who Stole Christmas", "Crap with a Capital C", and various other titles (as noted by various YouTube comments), Christmas with a Capital C is a straight-to-DVD movie releasing on December 2010 where an antagonist; a Satan-loving, hate spewing, gay-agenda pushing, godless, Christ-hating, evil Muslim neo-Nazi heathen ATHEIST (who comes from a big city) moves into a small town and tries to obliterate Christmas for everyone by promoting tolerance towards non-Christians by trying to get the town's Christians to place nativity scenes on private instead of public property. The small town's inhabitants, who recognize Jesus as the primary founding father of the United States of America, are deeply offended by this sheer breach on their rights to endorse religion in the government, and need to ensure that the evil ATHEIST does not rewrite history nor leave out God this holiday season. In the end, even someone as deprived and sinful as the heathen atheist finds Jesus and is healed by his power.

The movie's completely accurate portrayal of atheism and secularism are one of the reasons it is going straight to DVD and will not have a theatrical release, to avoid Biblical Truth™ from offending the masses.

While there is clearly no debate on the power of stupidity in large groups, there is plenty of debate on whether or not the film is a parody of Christianity, thus putting the context and sarcasm of this definition at scrutiny.
Have you heard about that one movie coming out this holiday going straight to DVD about how some atheist guy moves into a small town? It was 'Christmas with a Capital C' or something, but the trailer doesn't even come up on YouTube without searching 'movie' or 'trailer'.
by t3hb1gb0i November 23, 2010
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