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caneder

To be stoned (caned) to the point where the repitition of the word 'caned' becomes highly funny. The 'a' is stressed and elongated to form the word 'caaaaaaaaaneder' which said while trying to keep a straight face is damn near impossible. First discovered by Helen, a dizzy cute short blonde near Oxford.
"Keir - I'm caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaneder......someone pass the bong"
by Keir January 5, 2004
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Caked Balls

(V.) A sexual act where a man ejaculates onto another mans balls then after its slightly dried, licks it off.
Peter gave Chuck some caked balls to suck on.
by MickJules August 26, 2009
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Caked it

When someone throws up due to excessive drinking
Becky caked it after the party last night
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cakeday

The anniversary of a person's birth, traditionally celebrated with a party which includes cake, hence the name.
Me: Whoa Alex you're 24 today! Happy cakeday!
Alex: Thanks!
by doctor horny September 2, 2013
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caked

holy fuck im caked
by MODIXFOMOCHIX June 7, 2009
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canned

adj.

1. Flat-out terrible, undescribably, obnoxiously annoying, stupid, dumb, and unbelievably deficient in a specific area of life.

2. Unable to be a normal-civilized human being, inhumanely retarted, and containing a scent of poop.
OMG you smell like poop and you can't play basketball for sh*t, you're CANNED.

Red is CANNED
by jei1118 April 2, 2010
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shit-canned

1.) To be terminated by an employer due to a "No call, No Show."
2.) To be fired for not showing up for your shift at work.
Dylan didn't feel like going to work at his Subway job one day when he woke up in the morning. He didn't call in sick or give his employer any notification about skipping work. Dylan got, "Shit-Canned," from Subway.
by Nuggyman420 March 30, 2009
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