Holy fucking shit this guy has the smallest shlong known to man, this guy is so tall he can reach the top shelf in the grocery store. Unfortunately Canes cannot fit through tunnels because of their pare shaped bodys. The only thing a Cane can do well is math.
by Part of the boys August 20, 2020
Get the Canemug. by Canene November 21, 2021
Get the Canemug. The dare, challenge, or game in which to see if a woman can hang two normal sized candy canes on her erect nipples.
I dared Yvonne to take off her bra and do the Candy Cane Challenge with two of the candy canes hanging on the tree.
by MakeUSABlue December 13, 2023
Get the Candy Cane Challengemug. by Giggly_Shit September 26, 2017
Get the daddys canemug. It's a tipical italian insult to God, to Mary, to Jesus or to the saints called bestemmie, used in several occasions especially when you make a mess or when you accidentally hurt yourself, but it can be used to express even fear, anxiety, disappointment, anger ecc. but it can be used even as a "filler";
it's possible to create new "bestemmie", the only limit is your immagination, in fact there are lot of variations (orco Dio, Dio ladro, Dio Stronzo, ecc.) and they can change from region to region:
Madonna bucchinara (Campania), Dio Mona (inventato/veneto), Dio Hane (Toscana), ecc. ecc.
it's possible to create new "bestemmie", the only limit is your immagination, in fact there are lot of variations (orco Dio, Dio ladro, Dio Stronzo, ecc.) and they can change from region to region:
Madonna bucchinara (Campania), Dio Mona (inventato/veneto), Dio Hane (Toscana), ecc. ecc.
Example of case 1:"Dio cane, perchè spari sempre cagate?"
Example of case 2:"AAAAH DIO CANE! IL MIGNOLO!"
Example of case 2:"AAAAH DIO CANE! IL MIGNOLO!"
by Lollo er noce de cocco January 15, 2022
Get the Dio canemug. 
