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caraballin

an adjective used to describe someone who thinks he is ballin as hell, but really throws down like a 4 foot nothing prepubescent white girl, also frequently possesses a small penis. Frequently a victim of halo hustling.
ME: LaMarcus thinks he is a so ballin just because he is Puerto ricano.
Dude: I know, but he really sucks at everything like Halo, Basketballin and Player Hatin.
ME: Ya man, he is so caraballin'
Dude: You tell it man, thats real rap my brother.
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Canabismas

A holiday generally celebrated around the time of Christmas. Those who celebrate do so by indulginging in some of their favorite past times that involve smoking canabis, Also some celebrate the 12 days of Canabismas by getting super stoned for 12 days straight.
Have a merry Canabismas and a hazy New Year!
by The Fort Nation December 22, 2010
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Canadas History

The act of inducing labor with a non-pregnant male with a hockey stick dipped in syrup.
Last week a friend of mine experienced Canadas History and was killed.
by projectA91 February 5, 2010
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canada

A land of vast distances and rich natural resources, Canada became a self-governing dominion in 1867 while retaining ties to the British crown. Economically and technologically the nation has developed in parallel with the US, its neighbor to the south across an unfortified border.
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by SGS January 1, 2004
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air canada

the reason why canadians choose to go to EU via USA
air canada's fares are as reputable as canada's taxation.
by wda January 30, 2008
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Canada

ahh land of the beautiful. natural looking people. they are latte drinkers, yoga-doers, sushi eaters, fleece wearers, web bloggers, and non ignorant. they know whats going on in the world. act friendly & positive. many canadians try to help the environment by recycling. lead active lifestyles (they ski, do yoga, go running, cycling...etc) vancouver, bc is one of the healthiest cities in the world (#3 to be exact) the national parks are gorgeous in saskatchewan & manitoba.
canada is heaven.
by a n o n y m o u s 1 January 24, 2007
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canadas history

A depraved sex act in which partners rip off their maple soaked denim underwear using moose antlers attached to their heads. The womans head is then sumbmerged in the stanley cup full of maple syrup while the man chokes her with his suspenders while plowing her in the rectum. Right before she passes out from lack of oxygen she wacks him in the balls repeatedly with a hockey stick to let him know "it is time" at which point he defficates in her mouth as she comes up for air. Finally they shove hockey pucks in each other anuses and continue intercourse as usual the act is only complete when the woman tranfers the man's maple soaked feces back to him orally.

All of this is done on under the watchful eye of The Beaver, however this act is rarely completed before the couple is eaten by a canadian bear
Dude I'm really enjoying studying Canadas History with this chick.
by BigredXIII February 5, 2010
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