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metro-camping

The alternative to actual camping. The process of staying in a trailer or another modern shelter that is not a traditional tent, lean-to, or cave. This camping-like event that is not considered real camping as you usually have access to things such as power, showers, a vehicle, air conditioning and heating.
Metro-camping: People who pull a fully-loaded trailer up to a provincial park, park it between two trees on a designated lot, plug in their power so the trailer air conditioning starts up, turn on the satalite tv and start the built-in microwave for supper.

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Camping: Canoeing through Algonquin Park with millions of misquitoes and black flies molesting you while you have to take a crap behind a tree and use leaves or your hand to wipe your ass, then running back to your 4 person tent that really sleeps 2 and trying for 30 minutes to kills all the bugs that got in while you wait to go flip the steak that's grilling on a rock on the fire.
by Eric and Jen September 5, 2008
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Camp Rock

One of the worst, most terrible movies ever.
Only popular because Disney takes ideas that worked well (High School Musical), and suck them dry until just mentioning the idea makes people cringe.
Also popular because the Jonas Brothers "starred" in it (actually JOE starred in it and the other two were only in for like ten minutes of the movie).
by Luigi > Mario June 27, 2008
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Camp Longhorn

Not the future training sight of sluts of the world. People who say that are just jealous whores themselves. Best 3 weeks of your life. The only reason to make it through the school year.
I can't wait for summer so that I can go back to Camp Longhorn!
by SP 04 April 22, 2006
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Bunny Camping

Holding a position in a video game any way possible even if its glitching and even if your life is on the line.
Team member 1: "Don't go that way man"

Team member 2: "And why the hell not"

Team member 2 killed: "Where the hell was he!"

Team member 1: "He's bunny camping
by Thats Cpt BUNNY February 5, 2010
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Indoor Camping

Living in your apartment without electricity after a massive natural disaster.
cool man, lets do some indoor camping until its back on!
by RodgerMurray January 22, 2011
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Camping Cologne

Any kind of Insect Repellant, Bug Spray, whatever keeps the mosquitos from biting.
Person 1: Aw, man, I'm being eaten alive by these bugs!
Person 2: Time to break out the Camping Cologne!
by Andrew Clayberg October 1, 2007
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Bank Camping

Camping the bank within a main town on an online game.
Dude Giddie was totally "Bank Camping" the Ironforge bank all day!
by Ghost.of.Light June 14, 2008
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