metro-camping

The alternative to actual camping. The process of staying in a trailer or another modern shelter that is not a traditional tent, lean-to, or cave. This camping-like event that is not considered real camping as you usually have access to things such as power, showers, a vehicle, air conditioning and heating.

Metro-camping: People who pull a fully-loaded trailer up to a provincial park, park it between two trees on a designated lot, plug in their power so the trailer air conditioning starts up, turn on the satalite tv and start the built-in microwave for supper.

vs

Camping: Canoeing through Algonquin Park with millions of misquitoes and black flies molesting you while you have to take a crap behind a tree and use leaves or your hand to wipe your ass, then running back to your 4 person tent that really sleeps 2 and trying for 30 minutes to kills all the bugs that got in while you wait to go flip the steak that's grilling on a rock on the fire.

by Eric and Jen September 5, 2008

Camp Rock

One of the worst, most terrible movies ever.
Only popular because Disney takes ideas that worked well (High School Musical), and suck them dry until just mentioning the idea makes people cringe.
Also popular because the Jonas Brothers "starred" in it (actually JOE starred in it and the other two were only in for like ten minutes of the movie).

Camp Rock sucked more than Monica Lewinsky.

by Luigi > Mario June 27, 2008

Camp Longhorn

Not the future training sight of sluts of the world. People who say that are just jealous whores themselves. Best 3 weeks of your life. The only reason to make it through the school year.

I can't wait for summer so that I can go back to Camp Longhorn!

by SP 04 April 22, 2006

Camp louise

An all girl camp where kids have the best time of their life. You meet forever friend and become cit sisters.

Me: “Only 126 days!”
Friend, “Until what?”
Me: “Until camp louise duhh”

by Groovierthenu February 23, 2019

Camping Cologne

Any kind of Insect Repellant, Bug Spray, whatever keeps the mosquitos from biting.

Person 1: Aw, man, I'm being eaten alive by these bugs!
Person 2: Time to break out the Camping Cologne!

by Andrew Clayberg October 1, 2007

camp woodstock

THE BEST PLACE IN EARTH!!! camp woodstock is where campers and staff meet their best friends. every summer campers and staff come back to their second home and make the best memories of their lives. everything is special at camp and everyone will treat you like you’re family. you’ll never wanna leave camp woodstock. if you ever go to woodstock, ur a woodstocker forever.

have fun at camp woodstock where u will become family with everyone else.

by session 3 camper for 5 years!! August 13, 2019

Camp Counselor

A person that forgets to pass the joint after they hit it.

Dude are you mentoring kids in the woods this summer or passing that shit? Damn camp Counselors

by D-momoney July 14, 2015