calculator

-something that any idiot can use as a cheat sheat(if programmable)
-but that few actually bother to program...

-TI 83
-TI 89 {to expemnsive to own, borrowed from calculus teacher}
-TI 92 {to expensive for school to own, borrowed from Texas insturments}

AnyIdiot: yo I wrote da answers too da test in my calkiladder....and i stull get dem rong

aFeW: I solved the problems in my head, and used the rest of my time to program my calculator to send instant messages, and emails.

by ti June 9, 2004

calculus nerd

a person who loves calculus and math. they can usually multiply two digit numbers together and get them right. typically below average in the looks department. once in a while a class is graced by the presence of an amazingly smart person. most calculus nerds believe that calculus is funner than darts.

The calculus nerd(matt) is asking Chrstine to prom right now. So how about it?

by matt.stud April 6, 2006

calum

a cunt

calum is a cunt

by gayer boy 69 70 September 7, 2018

calculasm

The climactic moment of immense mathematical pleasure while studying calculus

Last night while Daiwei and Kenny were studying calculus they both experienced many euphoric and erotic calculasms.

by HBizzle December 17, 2003

callum reeve

has an abnormally small penis

my boyfriend has a chode, im really disapointed
oh must be called callum reeve

by willy205 October 28, 2011

calumet park

a boring shitty suburb two seconds outside chicago. it's basically black middle class, most people are cool but then there are some who are so ghetto fab it makes me gag. they have kickass fast food. there's a ton of hotels so everyone has sex. also known as cal park.

you can be standing on a calumet park street and cross the street and be in chicago.

by nivaeh January 9, 2008

Calou

A confusing/confused young man who has bad taste in girlfriends.

"That prick is such a Calou!"

by Blah17 October 20, 2008