Calvin

Calvin- a strikingly handsome, hawt bald man that all women want to be with. Although he catches the eye of women with his looks, his heart is most beautiful. He is a caring, loving individual that will support his mate in every fashion.

Calvin is such a catch, he’s beautiful inside and out. Any woman that ends up with him is blessed.

by QueenPFlo September 8, 2018

Calvin

Calvin is an annoying person, he constantly acts like an ape

I saw a monkey throwing his fecal matter at the wall the other day, seems like a Calvin

by JoelTheNonce September 23, 2018

Calvin

A Fat Flying Cow Known as a Wabin

A Calvin is coming!1

by WaBinCowflies December 18, 2018

Calvin

We don’t talk about “it”

Son: Dad there’s Calvin with a Jim Crow shirt on
Me: go gargle your fucking mouth with holy water

by Ruly January 11, 2019

Calvin

The most amazing person that you will ever meet.

"I really love Calvin"
"Heyyy Calvin"

by uGlYaSsBoI6969 February 4, 2019

Calvin pippin

A lightskin fine nigga that got hoes and im one of his hoes that he pimp

Oh look at calvin pippin he so fine look at his waves.

by DdgvIlovecalvinfftg June 10, 2019

Calvin

Calvin is a super sus boy who were vans and thinks he has drip, but he really doesn’t

Omg its Calvin

Oh hi Calvin

by Marrrrrrrffdfddijnnn March 27, 2019