Slippery hot cakes

You find your special place and get the mood with intense red heat lamps while planning your attack. You first have long and yet enjoyable ass sex, and hold your explosive load till the end. While she is screaming for joy, flip her ass over and gum on her back and if you feel the need, crack her on those two wonderful christmas hams. As she begins to like the hot jelly on her back, look for a small running area and give it your all to slide across her back so fast and vigorious(like a slip n' slide).

"What did you do last night Phillip?"
"I gave Jessica the Slippery Hot Cakes

by Stephenboyd17 September 5, 2006

tappin' cakes

Having sexual intercourse with someone

Jack and Jill have been in the room for a while. They must be tappin' cakes.

by DLitigator February 1, 2006

bum cakes

-An expression of great flattery

-A very appealing badonkadonk

-The act of anal romance

1) Jared: "BUM CAKES!"

2) Erin: "Wow, talk about bum cakes!"

3) Kels: "How were the bum cakes?"
Erin: "A little tough...but sweet!"

by xerinnn January 6, 2008

bestie angel cakes

A loving name for a best friends to take place of the homo-sounding "baby cakes" mostly meant for teenage girls. Referring to them as your sweet angelic bestie (best-friend).

I'll miss you bestie angel cakes...

by eerikaanne1298 February 23, 2011

Rofl cakes

To make mockery of; laugh at;noobs

A: WTH DUDE?! 0:5?!
B:ummm im laggin pretty bad. ur not that great either.0:1?
C:wow..rofl cakes..

by GufuXor June 13, 2007

johnny cakes

Euphemism for Gay Sex. Taken from the most recent season of The SOpranos. Vito, being a closeted homosexual is offered Johnny Cakes by a fellow rough putter.

"Andrew keeps asking Vito if he likes Johnny Cakes"

by Marshall Bananna May 23, 2006

Baby Cakes

Peaceful sleepy giant making zero a year, musically talented, loves role play games and is not afraid to get excited. He has friend who get excited.

I am Baby Cakes. I am the world.

by DemonicMrCoke January 13, 2009