Cvnt

Cvnt; when you do not want to say Cunt, because it's "offensive" but you still want to say a word that is similar and non-offensive.

Person 1: You're such a cvnt, not cunt because that's offensive
Person 2: Haha, Thanks bud.

by cvntlover1233 September 22, 2015

Cville

Cockeysville, Maryland is a tranquil suburb of the bustling Towson metropolis. The sport of choice and a long time Maryland pastime is lax. Usually if you are not a laxer and attending the array of public elementary schools or Cockeysville middle you will get made fun of. However the rapid depletion of the Caucasian folk has be coupled with the rise in the ESOL(English as a second language), and the installment of section 8 housing. There are some various "hang outs" where kids chill. They are rather unbeat and consist of Ritas, Snoaisis, "ballin" at Springdale or warren, and most def. laxin at any local net. There is however a downfall to the pristine and beautiful landscape, and that is the apartments next to the local McDonalds where it is rumored to have numerous drug busts. I hope for the children’s sake that this is a fallacy, but if not it is really beat. One thing to always remember is Cville is always on my mind.

Tim and Doug-"Dude are you trying to chill today?"

Chip-"Yeah man mos def. but lets go to Jville because Cville is falling apart."

by chilldanklax April 20, 2005

CVPI

Piece of shit, bagged cop car, featuring no options at all. Usually bought from the Ford dealership for way more than it's worth. Stands for Crown Victoria Police Interceptor.

Guy: Hey man, I just bought an 01 CVPI for 9Gs!
Other Guy: Nice! It'll only cost you twice as much to make it driveable!

by [e-mail] December 9, 2007

CValuable

An activity or other merit that would be valuable on a C.V. Something one would do solely to "pad" their C.V.

I got this CValuable job at the hospital working with old people.

by CMal November 7, 2007

CVPNess

full of awesomeness, uniqueness, fantasticness, beautifulness, truthfulness, craziness, all rolled up into one personality...... No one else can compare because their personality has everything!

She landed that guy because.... He couldn't look at anyone else b/c she sucked him in with her CVPNess

by dovette7 July 25, 2010

Cville'd

Named after a phenomenon first noted in Charlottesville, Virginia. Getting "Cville'd" involves a relatively normal and successful person being completely screwed over by the man/woman they are romantically interested in because said person's Peter Pan complex and raging social anxieties make him/her inexplicably lose all ability to interact normally with the human beings they are attracted to. The phenomenon may centralize around college towns because of the strange social in between-ness that they encourage in romantic relationships.

Nancy: "...and I was really hitting it off with this guy, he asked for my number and everything."
Sarah: "He sounds nice, did you get a coffee?"
Nancy: "No! He had a major freak out, started talking about how great I was but how he couldn't even date anyone right now because he didn't want to get married, or some shit like that!"
Sarah: "Before you even went on one date?! Girl, you got Cville'd."

by T.J. Ralphio June 21, 2013

CVS

(adj.) This word is a shortened version of Convenience Store Camper. This acronym is used to describe a clingy, annoying store assistants that jump on you like campers in games like COD and Black Ops. Typically found in Walmarts, Sports Authorities, and other similar stores, these annoying assistants make your shopping experience that much less enjoyable.

Dude 1: Dude, I just went into that Sport's Authority, and the assistant was a total CVS
Dude 2: Really? What did he do?
Dude 1: As soon as I walked in, he zoned in on me like one of Kim Jog Un's homing missiles. He would not leave me alone, saying things like, "Whatchya lookin for today?", and "How could I help you?". It was freakin' annoying.
Dude 2: Huh. Well, lets go to Vans. They got some pretty chill dudes there.
Dude 1: Aight.

by shiba_inu May 3, 2017