cut the cap

stop the cap, stop lying, cut it out

friend 1:yeah bruh i dropped 15 at the game last night
friend 2:cut the cap

by elite_nocap January 20, 2021

Cut the Sponge

When your computer stops working unexpectedly and dies.

Person 1: Yeah, my computer cut the sponge this morning

Person 2: That's rough, buddy

by Stay at home gamer March 14, 2021

cut signs

when someone cuts someone else’s name into their body

“will you do a cut signs for me”

“yes what do you want it to say?”

“a heart next to my name”

by cuntcunt420 January 10, 2021

Cut Chemist

one of the greatest djs ever. He has worked with Dj shadow, Dj Numark, Hymnal and more. Cut Chemist IS NOT A BAND! he is just a dj. Whats the altitude is not a good example of his amazing turntablism. Find the song storm or the garden. If u dont like the album "The Audiance is Listening" then find some of his old work. He is crazy. look him up on you tube or somethin they have good vids

Guy with good music Taste : Damn yo Cut Chemists concert was Crazy!

Disser: Meh i think he sucks

Guy with good music Taste: O yea?

*Disser gets jumped by the crowd.......then shot by tupac

by Dj.Atmozpheer September 7, 2007

Cut a good shit

Taken from the Maltese saying "Qtajt Harja tajba"
Refers to the situation when one takes a dump that really makes the person feel better about himself for several reasons including:
1. A characteristic bad smell that causes chaos in the bathroom
2. Causes plumbing problems
3. Makes the person feel lighter
4. When at a camping and taking a dump is usually quite a tough process

After returning to his desk i asked Marc why he had such a smile on his face. He answered by pointing out the fact that he had just cut a good shit and had to flush twice to get it down the drain.

by Marakesh October 19, 2006

cut my grass

When your friend sleeps with your girlfriend, or when your friend successfully pulls the girl you were trying to pick up.

I went away for the weekend, and when I came back, I found out the bastard had cut my grass.

by littlevoice August 27, 2006

cut one

To expell flatulence.

Ewwwwwww!!! What's that smell??? Who cut one?!?

by 1Spectre4U October 27, 2003