ass creamer

one who lets a load go on the ass of their partner

your an ass creamer big man

by Thaddeus buttshaft July 8, 2011

Crispy Creamer

When two lesbians initiate in a scissoring match in a closed room while sweating profusely. The following combination of sweat, saliva, and vaginal fluids are then collected in a bucket until it reaches a near-solid state to be ingested by both parties.

"Yo, I heard Madison got with Sharon for a Crispy Creamer."

by mtark3 April 3, 2016

creamer

slang for crystal meth

Pete: dude i am so bored...
Spence: man, i got some draino in the backyard we can mix with some medicine that would make some good huffin' creamer!
Pete: man Spence, if it wasnt for you; i'd still be in school.

by Splancer October 23, 2005

non dairy creamer

A woman with giant breast implants.

"Damn, did you see the non dairy creamer over there!"

by jimmyinu November 13, 2005

Creased

Shut down; Being owned, burned or insulted. See burnt.

"Did you see that guy get dumped?" "Yea. He just got creased!"

by Ryan360 June 5, 2007

creame puff

When you fill a woman's ass with whipped cream and she farts it into her partner's mouth when eating them out/fucking.

"Mason got hungry so he asked her to give him a creame puff. . . Ate it all up."

by thatfunnygirlraven August 20, 2012

creamdoll

Posh, Sexy and beautiful female.

Jessica is a proper creamdoll.
Hell yeah! I don't mind spending my money on creamdolls.

by Alagzy September 2, 2014