Toilet Computer

A Smartphone; i.e. iPhone, Android, or Blackberry cell phone.

Thank god for my Toilet Computer! I was able to post this Urbandictionary definition while taking a satisfying dump!

by TallestWaldo November 30, 2011

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Computer Shooter

Noun: One who partakes in the viewing of pornographic material on ones computer and proceeds to ejaculate on the screen and/or keyboard, and occasionally the mouse.

"That Computer Shooter got cum on my keyboard!"

by SHOOTER6969 April 24, 2009

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computer plange

A plange for computers.

Unlike a regular plange, computer planges use electricity.

They make your computer easier to use.

"Oh, a plange for the computers?"
"Yes, computer plange."

by damn69 June 20, 2021

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The condition that arises when one spends a great amount of time working behind a computer such that communication with a human is a challenge and often degraded. The condition can be identified by one's inability to answer simple questions such as "Want to go to lunch?" or "What are your plans for the weekend?" A typical reply would start with "Umm" followed by a stuttering and slurring of words resulting in a lack of ability to carry a conversation with a human.

Colleague: "What are your plans for the weekend."

The Reply: "Umm, yeah. The weekend? Yeah. What about it? Is that tomorrow?"

Colleague (still hasn't given up on the conversation): "Have anything fun planned?"

The Reply: "Uhhh -for what?"

Colleague: "Man, you're stuck in computer mode."

by A-No. July 17, 2010

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