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Comparison

Hym "You are more concerned with me engaging in comparison... That you are with the constant discomfort... In my fucking skull... My brain... Does not feel good... I swear you are the absolute fucking worst. My... Brain hurts... I don't need to stop comparing things. I'm not fucking 'gaslighting myself with my ego.' This is a deranged attempt on your part to obfuscate reality. And letting you continue to do this is completely undermining your profession. This explains LITERALLY all of the mental health problems. All of them."
by Hym Iam November 3, 2024
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Comparison

The ONLY reason I am not being give there credit I deserve...
Hym "Is the comparison I am already actively making. You are worse. That is a fact. And now you want to trap me in a life worse than yours so you can feel better about that FACT. And then you get on your little YouTube channel or you do your little interview and you cry like a bitch because you've been bullied or coerced into keeping your mouth shut. You are right to feel bad for participating in this. You are wrong to do this to me. You don't care what I said. You don't care what I did. And neither do they. They are not going to make good on whatever threat they are making and when I inevitably DO... You are going to have no one to blame but yourself. They are not going to do anything to you for coming forward because to do so they would have to confess their complicity. And they are not going to give up what they will lose. Stop crying. Do the opposite of what is making you cry. That is not something I should have to explain to you."
by Hym Iam November 30, 2024
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Flexboard Compassitor

- Another word for tuna sandwiches

- a hot blonde that would give you a bjod (blow job on demand)

- Something used for eating sticky rice

- 2 people playing Dynasty warriors.
- "YUM! that was a good flexboard compassitor"

- "That flexboard compassitor was amazing last night. Too bad I gave in too quickly."

- "Flexboard compassitors are good with trying to eat Sticky rice."

- "Yo! look at 'em flexboard compassitors! they are amazing. I'd tap that.... with my car."
by Bloodybanana. April 11, 2009
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Circular compulsion disorder

For bitches to dress up to attratct males, attend a social venue, then feel compelled to stand in a cricle the whole night and talk to no one and blow off guys-matheu wright
Those girls standing there have a circular compulsion disorder.
by Sananahmad May 25, 2014
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Cling-Companion

Most of the time, a hover friend, best friend, boyfriend or girlfriend are considered cling-companions. This is because they NEVER leave you alone.
*In Bathroom*
Annoying friend: Are you done yet??
Friend 2: No! Gosh, you're such a cling-companion
by Love_Songs July 13, 2014
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Chili Commissioner

A well-dressed, elegant gentleman who typically presides over chili competitions. The earliest known chili commissioner lived in the United Kingdom during the renaissance. They are long thought to have connections to the Knights Templar and other ancient orders.
Hi, I'm the Chili Commissioner! I'd like to thank you for coming today! Ha!
by Phillipsd89 September 21, 2016
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flirting companion

a person who you are not officially dating but you still flirt. Not to be confused with friends with benefits.
"Are you two dating?"
"No we are just flirting companions. We are just trying to take it slow."
by Queen_of_Wolves May 21, 2016
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