Johnny Cob

Johnny Cob is the one true god. He is the corn lord and I love him and he loves all of you.
Unless your Homophobic, Transphobic, Racist, Abalist, Etc.

JOHNNY COB BLESSES YOU. EAT CORN AND HE WILL SAVE YOU FROM THE FIERY PIS OF TOMATOLAND!!!

by SHITFACE.ca July 22, 2022

Cob Corning

Masturbating with poop in your hand.

I got bored last night, so I spent some time cob corning.

by anonymous November 30, 2024

Cob Job

A blowjob, but the giver uses spider/cobwebs to increase the pleasure of the penis wielder.

Bro 1: Hey did you hear that Jake got a cob job on Hallowe'en?
Bro 2: Yeah man, his girl is super into spooky stuff

by eiirev August 19, 2019

Corn-cobbing

Nibbling along the shaft of a penis while performing oral sex, just like eating a big juicy piece of corn on the cob at a summer barbeque. Butter is of course always better while performing this act!

Me- I took this girl back to my place and she tried corn-cobbing me, but I had to push her off!
Friend- Why?
Me- cause that bitch had braces!

by BigDaddyC6969 December 2, 2020

Jac on the cob

This is someone who’s very very important to the people around them. Although they may not see it themself they are a good looking, amazing, caring, funny person who deserves the world. They’re the kind of person to help you even if they’re not doing great themself. You’re a lucky person if you get a Jac on a cob as a best mate. You should look after them and make them happy. Show them that they’re loved and cared for as sometimes they fail to see that for themself. Remind them not to let others bring them down because people who don’t treat them with respect aren’t worth changing themself over. Although usually they’re one of the best people to Go to for help or to cheer you up, sometimes they need cheering up too. Don’t become dependent on them as they might need help too. It’s ok to be sad, reassure them that you’re here for them. Overall jac on the cobs are honestly one of the best kind of people. You need to help them realise that. They’re never ugly. They’re never selfish. They’re never useless. They’re never unworthy of being loved and cared about. they’re amazing people.

Jac on the cob

by BethAnIceCube May 22, 2018

virgin corn on the cob

You take a hard cock and jam it into the core of corn so hard you pop the core out, if you do it fast enough the kernels don't have enough time to realize the core is gone and stick to your cock. Then have your girlfriend eat off the kernels.

"hey dude I tried that virgin corn on the cob with my gf last night, she got so excited she accidentally bit me."

by BlueGemini January 22, 2024

Half ham cob

When you have a flaccid penis and just slap it against her pussy lips.

When asked did you have sex with her: na mate had a bad night, just a half ham cob...gutted.

by DaddyNoShoes February 18, 2024