The Clock God is a being who sees all and knows all, If you don't worship him you'll be trapped in a hourglass
Someonewhoisntme:Did you worship the Clock God?
Someonewhoalsoisntme: Obviously, i don't wanna be trapped in a hour glass
Someonewhoalsoisntme: Obviously, i don't wanna be trapped in a hour glass
by Not Akai September 1, 2017
Get the Clock Godmug. When someone answers a simple question with an in depth technical description that is far more information than you wanted to know about the subject. The response may or may not answer the original question.
"Hey, what time is it?"
"Well, there are actually lots of different types of clocks. Most mechanical clocks are powered by a weight or a spring which provides the energy to spin the gears of a clock. The pendulum is propelled by the pulley and is connected to a special gear called an escapement. The mass and length of the pendulum are calibrated to cause it to swing at a constant interval and the escapement uses that interval to control the movement of the clock at a constant speed. The gears then spin the hands of the clock at the appropriate ratios to show seconds, minutes, and hours accordingly."
"I just wanted to know the time, not how the clock works. You're giving me a clock answer"
"Well, there are actually lots of different types of clocks. Most mechanical clocks are powered by a weight or a spring which provides the energy to spin the gears of a clock. The pendulum is propelled by the pulley and is connected to a special gear called an escapement. The mass and length of the pendulum are calibrated to cause it to swing at a constant interval and the escapement uses that interval to control the movement of the clock at a constant speed. The gears then spin the hands of the clock at the appropriate ratios to show seconds, minutes, and hours accordingly."
"I just wanted to know the time, not how the clock works. You're giving me a clock answer"
by Mr Engineer January 7, 2016
Get the clock answermug. by EPIXGAMING February 17, 2019
Get the Analog clockmug. A father that has a well known son, named alarm. Even though many hate alarm, he is very useful and father clock will love him no matter what.
by Myahsaurus Rex July 13, 2017
Get the father clockmug. by Fasciola June 12, 2018
Get the Bum Clockmug. Employee #1: Hey man, want me to punch you out?
Employee #2: No man I'm gonna take a piss on the clock.
Employee #2: No man I'm gonna take a piss on the clock.
by ASSMANIA!ASSMANIA! July 30, 2011
Get the Piss on the Clockmug. 1) We are demonstrating we are able to move with more clock speed than the rest of the organization
2) We've moved with great clock speed to deliver the project quickly.
2) We've moved with great clock speed to deliver the project quickly.
by whatwouldyousayyoudohere October 24, 2018
Get the clock speedmug.