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jesus tittyfucking christ

A term of extreme surprise that should be used sparingly, lest its impact lessen.
Did you see that really surprising thing? look over there..

Jesus tittyfucking christ! I wouldn't have seen that had you not pointed it out, thank you kind sir
by Bo bvo bo bo bo bob b November 9, 2007
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Spice Christ

The term used for the unknown spice used on the body of christ (a typically distasteful cracker or piece of bread) when communion is taken at any church.
Pastor: Man these communion crackers are bland...

Deacon: BAM, SPICE CHRIST!

Church Members: mmmm...tastes like salvation.
by candorman August 23, 2010
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jesus h christ

Owns the taco stand down the street. He would like people to stop asking him to cure their blindness. Even though his named is spelled the same as Jesus Son of God it pronounced hay-zoos. His middle inital is Hector. His father owns a garage and his mother is a nurse. He has two younger brothers.
jesus h christ make the best tacos, but he still wont cure my blindness
by ifky302 January 3, 2008
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Rotting Christ

Rotting Christ has been around for longer for Immortal, Emperor, Burzum, plus a whole lot of other bands. Euronymous was actually going to sign them to Deathlike Silence Productions before he died, so yes, they are Black metal (Metal-Archives even thinks so).

So anyway, it's a great greek black metal band with a Gothic type feel to their music. Early Demos were influenced more by Grindcore, before they became a fully blown black metal band. Like I said, They've been around for more years then their Norwegian Black metal musicians so they are highly influential. Lyrics usually talk about Greek Mythology and love which is definitely something new in black metal.

100x better than Dimmu or Cradle.
Rotting Christ has some great albums such as Sanctus Diavolos, Triarchy of the Lost Lovers, and Khronos.
by Metal6head January 14, 2008
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Jesus h christ (on a popsicle stick)

Jesus h christ on a popsicle stick--why won't this damn engine turn over!!!
by JohnK May 22, 2005
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Jesus Christ

The name Bill Cosby thought was his growing up. He thought his brothers name was "God Dammit".

According to Cosby's classic stand-up routine, his father would always yell at him and his brother.

Something like: "Jesus Christ, it's raining, get in here. God Dammit, you get in here too.".

But then one day he was playing in the yard alone and his father called him: "God Dammit, quit making such a racket!" Bill just stood there looking around for his brother. "God Dammit didn't you hear me?" yelled his father to which Bill replied, "But dad, I'm Jesus Christ!"
Jesus Christ, the Simpsons are killing us in the ratings! God Dammit we're being forced into cancellation because of a stupid cartoon!
by Alfie The Horndog September 17, 2005
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the passion of the christ

A movie by the guy from The Road Warrior. A decent effort, however I noticed a lack of aliens, monsters, car chases, gunfire, and double anal scenes in this movie. Overall it is worth watching and I can't wait for Mel Gibson's Passion of the Christ Part II: The Revenge Of Jesus, coming to theatres in summer 2009.
"Why did we pay 10 bucks to see The Passion Of The Christ when we could have watched our old vcr tape of The Road Warrior instead and spent the 10 bucks on weed?"

"Mel Gibson re-wrote the bible, therefore Mel is our God".

"I haven't seen so much blood in a movie since Dead Alive"

"In Mel We Trust"

"The Lashin' Of The Christ"
by french fries and gravy April 28, 2006
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