Break the chain off it

Having sex with a milf or cougar who has kept that pussy behind rusty gates for a while -- metaphorically speaking. If the milf or cougar in question has literally kept the pussy behind rusty gates, you do not want to break the chain off it.

Stevie Nicks? You know it's been a while, but I'd definitely break the chain off it.

by JoggletheHuttDon'tPlay June 13, 2015

chainsaw sex

When the dude's dick is so ribbed it's like having a chainsaw up your anus.

'dude i had some like mad chainsaw sex last night. my asshole /is/ most certainly bleeding.'
'bruh i didnt know u were into that.'
'u were the one fucking me, m8.'
'oh yeah' B)

by NIPPINS-monghed August 8, 2015

Chairricade

A frustrating chair that someone has carelessly left blocking a narrow hall, aisle, or other seat.

I tried to make it through the aisle but someone stupidly left a chairricade in the middle so I had to go around.

by Shmebber November 8, 2009

Chainwaxing

Using an unknown word or phrase in normal conversation, almost always to promote the spread of that usage for the bragging rights it brings.

A reference to a Key and Peele sketch wherein a character tries to drop "I put that p*ssy on the chainwax" only to have a friend call him out on the non-existence of that expression.

A lot of the posts on urban dictionary are nothing more than people chainwaxing.

by Dion Starfire May 12, 2016

chair dance

grooving and making dance like motions while seated.

Kevin can chair dance like a penguin in water.

by Yehuda1967 December 16, 2006

The Boyfriend Chair

When boyfriends go shopping with their girlfriend eventually he will have to sit in The Boyfriend Chair.
The chair by the changing rooms where the boy will sit, waiting for their girlfriend to come out with many tried on clothes.
It's one of the most boring things you will ever go through

P.S. This experience doesn't only aply to boyfriends

"I took Suzzie out shoping sunday and I had to sit in The Boyfriend Chair for three fricking hours!"

by Rosemarie ventiroso September 27, 2007

Chain Post

A fucking retarded post made by idiots on Facebook and MySpace that attempts to scare 9 year old kids into reposting some bogus, made-up, story about some tragedy and if they don't something bad will happen. These stories are 100% FAKE, as I have ignored them plenty and I am still alive and perfectly healthy. If these chain posts were real, I'd have died 5 years ago, and the world population would have seen a sharp decrease due to the amount of smart people ignoring these stupid posts every day. Seeing as the population has not been dropping as of late... it's fake. Case closed.

I don't even want to give an example of this shit. Chances, are, if you looked up this definition then you already know what a chain post is anyway.

by Chain_posts_are_FAKE October 21, 2012