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Chainwaxing 

Using an unknown word or phrase in normal conversation, almost always to promote the spread of that usage for the bragging rights it brings.

A reference to a Key and Peele sketch wherein a character tries to drop "I put that p*ssy on the chainwax" only to have a friend call him out on the non-existence of that expression.
A lot of the posts on urban dictionary are nothing more than people chainwaxing.
Chainwaxing by Dion Starfire May 12, 2016
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chainsawing 

Hey James, I was chainsawing that bitch Claire last night. She wouldn't stop talking!
chainsawing by solarB June 12, 2016

chainsawing the log 

Anal sex with a cockring and no lube.
He was "chainsawing the log" so hard I think my anus is bleeding.
chainsawing the log by tarafyd November 30, 2013

Chainsawing a Vagina

Male retaliative action to a female cutting a man's penis off.
Caught my girlfriend cheating, so I waited until she was asleep and began chainsawing a vagina off.
Chainsawing a Vagina by TheAstro30 September 30, 2016

Chainsawing 

When two women violently start their periods at the same time while scissoring.
Katie and I were scissoring last night and we ended up chainsawing!
Chainsawing by Vampire_Girl January 5, 2021

Chainsawing 

When a guy takes another guy's testicle between his pointer finger and middle finger then takes the other testicle and puts it between his ring finger and middle finger then closes his hand and yanks up and down really fast and hard as if you were trying to start a chainsaw.
Chainsawing.

" last night we were chainsawing, now my nuts are swollen."