The Homeless Carwash

The act of cumming in your lover's face, and then his best friend licks it off.

ex. One night I was giving my man a BlowJay and he blew his load in my face.. then his best friend licked it off... aka... the homeless carwash

ex. One night I was giving my man a BlowJay and he blew his load in my face.. then his best friend licked it off... aka... the homeless carwash

by The Homeless Car Wash August 16, 2014

Carwash

When a guy hits a girl's g-spot and she catches the Triz in a bucket and throws it in his face and says "carwash!"

Is your guy misbehavin'? Take him to the carwash and clean him up!
(It's like the retaliation to Spiderman, only more intense.)

by UWOeng October 2, 2006

ghetto carwash

When a girl with braces squirts a whole tube of toothpaste in her mouth and proceeds to perform oral sex on her dad.

Get some Crest at the store dad so I can give you a ghetto carwash.

by Vitocp August 3, 2010

mexican carwash

When you have anal sex with a gay mexican, and pull out and make him suck your dick. Hence washing off your member.

Pedro really gave a great mexican carwash last night.

by mexican carwash July 12, 2007

Tijuana Carwash

When you perform the act of bukkake (full load on the face) on another then urinating on his/her face to wash it off.

I gave Melissa a Tijuana Carwash and now she wont speak to me or return my calls.

by Macelroy July 8, 2010

carwash

Having one's anus licked in a heterosexual act.

Stephanie gave Joe a carwash last night.

by Caasi Notwen December 29, 2003

Mexican carwash

(v) Urinating on a willing girl after consuming vast quantities of Mexican beer. Can also mean to urinate in a gilr's ass and then having her shiss all over something or someone.

Hey, dude see that girl over there? I showed up at her place with a mini-keg of Dos Equis last Cinco De Mayo and gave her a Mexican carwash!

by mhibma September 6, 2005