Shit-canned

To get fired.

Did you hear what happened to Tom B? He got shit-canned yesterday!

by Luckyfindz December 22, 2008

Beer Can

A shorter but particularly thick penis.

Guy #1: "I heard Glenn has a total beer can."
Guy #2: "Yeah, when I blew him I really had to stretch my mouth."

by Bertha Ventation April 25, 2007

canned heat

Blues-rock band that was vey popular during the late 1960s. The band was fronted by singer Bob "The Bear" Hite and singer/rhythm guitarist/harmonica player Alan "Blind Owl" Wilson. The other band members were lead guitarist Henry Vestine, bassist Larry Taylor, and drummer Fito De La Parra.
Alan, Bob, and Henry have since passed on, but Fito and Larry still tour as Canned Heat.

Sam: Who does that song "Going Up The Country"??
Wendy: It's Canned Heat dude!

by Jack Bond September 21, 2007

can opener

Another sex name way of calling a guy that is helping getting rid off their female partner or girl friend's virginity for her first time.

A guy who helps his female partner or girl friend pops her cherry by him being her can opener.

by WT87 July 15, 2011

rattle can

A can of spray paint. used for various reasons. Gafitti, huffing, or bad paint jobs.

Tommmy decorated the pike building in rattle can red.

Tommys got the rattle can in his face a lot!

I painted the fender rattle can black.

by thik May 24, 2007

Tall Cans

"Tall can" refers to a 16oz can of beer. Usually PBR (Pabst Blue Ribbon)

Has absolutely nothing to do with the middle finger.

I just had a six-pack of tall cans.

by L Dawg June 16, 2006

Can Don't

Opposite of "Can Do" people. All of those most annoying people you work with who portray themselves as MVP's of the company when in fact the don't actually make anything happen. They just say they do. Oddly this affects most people in Marketing and Sales.

"Oh man. Gary keeps pubulishing to-do lists for everyone else in the office instead of actually doing anything constructive."

"I know. The dude's a real "Can Don't".

by Gmaxx January 28, 2013