Calsteve

Calsteves are usually blonde. They make lots of money and aren't very good boyfriends but are great husbands. Words associated with Calsteves are; moody,hot,smart, compassionate(when it counts).
Calsteves are also very fashionable.
Words that are NOT associated with Calsteves are; modest, humble, boring.

Hot brunette to Calsteve in a relationship - Are you single?
Calsteve - Yes. I'm Calsteve.
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Hot brunette to married Calsteve - Are you single?
Calsteve - Yes, I'm a Calsteve.

by thedumpsterdivingbassplayer February 5, 2019

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caltain

A Californian whome self pronounces themselves as a captain. Often while drunk from too many shots of Captain Morgan

Someone needs to cut off the caltain over there. He's really killing my vibe.

by Falavak May 6, 2019

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Calista

Calista’s are usually a very great person who are very beautiful and also can be very shy. They aren’t great girlfriends though and they will dump you out of no were for some reason and make u depressed. They are usually overall backstabbing fucks that will ruin your love life and make you feel like shit and get very depressed because the ya re so great and beautiful but also are very picky with boys.

“Damn you dating a calista she is hot man, but you better watch out you might get dumped soon.”

by CHOUSER October 22, 2019

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Calista

A girl with a deformed finger. She may look like an average white girl but, little do you know, she is actually pacific islander. This girl is allergic to pineapples and is a huge pet lover, she especially loves small animals. Calista's are also really short! By short I mean 4'11. They may be short but they are extremely nice towards people who are nice to them but, do not piss her off. If you piss off a Calista, you won't be alive by tomorrow. If you ever meet a Calista, greet her with a nice hello and do not ask how she messed her finger up.

John: Hey Calista! So, how did you fuck your finger up?
Calista: Fuck off you fucking weisenheimer, who do you think you are, Mary Poppins?
John: Geez... sorry

by poo_poo_pee_pee_ January 13, 2020

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CaltonPeep

A Year-six child that goes\went to Calton Primary and has been separated from their friends because of the corona-virus. Also they will miss SATS because of it. We miss and love everyone soooooo much and ; hope to see each other soon <3

i am a CaltonPeep bc i want to be!!!!

by xo.._chanae_..ox March 22, 2020

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