craphouse

A bathroom, especially a bathroom contained in its own small building.

I have to go to the craphouse.

by 5'11"Racer March 4, 2009

crap'nshit

an accumulation of unwanted items, feelings, attitudes, etc.

"What is all this crap'nshit on the floor?"

"Leave your crap'nshit attitude at the door"

by Husband of the destroyer December 18, 2008

craper jack

some one who craps in some ones car on a hot day

hey dj do u want to go to my house
sure lets go
they get in car
some laid a craper jack in my car

by brockett January 28, 2009

crapsini

Crapsini is the MUCH cheaper version as Lambrini..and if you thought you couldn't get worse...YOU CAN..its basically piss coloured fizzy alcohol..and it does the job! ..but sadly it rips the lining off your stomach..its on a par with turps.

Pikey's Lise and Elayne..'are you coming around to mine tonight with some crapsini..i could do with a goo sesh'..'yeah i'll get Cezza /Mand/Gilly and Amber round too' ..'mind you i dont think Cezza and Gill..will drink this crapsini shite'

by crapsini conuseur June 15, 2009

Crap Coaster

Life

The only way to ride the coaster is to get covered in crap head to toe.
Oh wait, you're already on the crap coaster;
Shit.

by MrMeek September 15, 2009

crap mail

When you go out to the mailbox hoping for some interesting mail, but only end up with ads from local stores

I walked outside today hoping to get a letter from Grandma, but when I opened up the mailbox, there was only crap mail from the furniture store.

by ashash6 October 3, 2009

Crap Gas

The gas that stinks like it's time to crap. a.k.a Wind before the storm.

When you drop crap gas, it's time to find a restroom.

by Wizurley May 8, 2010