stealth beard

facial hair belonging to someone of a fair complexion.
so called because it is only visible when light is shone directly upon it.

dan's stealth beard was only visible during the day

by D-Bizz November 17, 2006

Butter Beard

The sensation of a greasy beard, felt typically after eating buttery food.

"I had some toast earlier, I'm gonna feel like a Butter Beard all day."

by Ripestonspoonersmith January 14, 2013

revision beard

Beard grown by students who don't bother to shave during exam period

-Did u see Lucas this morning?
-Yeah, he's grown a massive revision beard!

by dackna June 20, 2007

Douche beard

A bushy, shitty-looking beard that is worn by weak men to make themselves look bigger.

Dude bro, your douche beard is coming in! You should probably get some plaid shirts or a tattoo of a blue whale or something before enrolling in culinary school!

by jbirneycrum May 22, 2015

beard couple

A man and woman claiming to be in a heterosexual relationship but are actually covering for one is them being homosexual. Usually the cover-up is for a homosexual male.

Angela and that senator are totally a beard couple. He's gay but his fellow constituents were harassing him so he decided to fake being straight while she got to claim she didn't have a baby out of wedlock.

by Ultravioletlemon April 23, 2023

Cowboy Beard

Thick chest hair.

Dean-Anthony, button your shirt, nobody wants to look at your cowboy beard.

by RickyWaynthBishop January 11, 2012

beard pie

The creamy, possibly crusty residue after aggressive, more-often-than-not effective, cunnilingus.

"Hey there dude, saving that for later"-pointing to smuck in a friends beard.

"Naw bro, came straight from my ladie's house, eating beard pie.

by Lady Dink May 6, 2015