finger boogers

The booger like crumbs that are in a dirty keyboard.

I just cleaned the keyboard at work for the first time in 2 years and there were a ton of finger boogers in it... gross.

by Sentinel64 June 12, 2008

Booger Dickin

1.When a man gets caught with boogers all up on his shit

2. When a man/woman is cheating on their partner

Bobby Sue caught Ray Ray booger dickin around in her new log cabin trailer house.

by Marty&Mitsy2012 June 13, 2013

booger vault

A snot rag. A handkerchief.

A piece of cloth in which sophisticated people carry boogers they have extracted from their noses.

A fastidious young lady always carries a booger vault in her purse.

by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005

Baby booger

A little baby that’s a noob and a bully but is nice at times

Dj:baby booger your fat
Baby booger:no your a fat he j
Dj:😭
Baby booger:just kidding you cool dj
Dj:YAY!

by Booger a boy June 1, 2021

moofty boogers

A slang term for the byproduct of the self cleaning vaginal oven, a moofty is a vagina, and a booger is a booger, people don't really talk about the moofty boogers but everyone has seen one.

Guy. "Dude have you seen Virginias oven lately?"

Other guy. "Yeah dude, moofty boogers to the max"

Alan. " omg did you see Sandi's undies on the bathroom floor?"

Steve. " yeah bro, moofty's for days!!!" moofty booty

by Moof moof May 30, 2016

Booger whiskers

When a small child wipes boogers with dirty hands causing a streak on their cheeks of dried booger and dirt making it look like someone drew whiskers on their face.

It looks like someone drew whiskers on her face but they are just booger whiskers.

by Woofy616 February 20, 2014

Booger Garden

A place at your house, work, car, or anyplace you spend a lot of time at were you put your booger at. Mostly found under a desk or table.

Jimmy's booger would not come off his finger so he put it in his booger garden

by Keeper of the Booger October 21, 2012