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Bong Mitzvah

On the first Saturday (Shabbat) following 13 days after purchasing a new bong, the bong will go through it's Bong Mitzvah. The celebration is meant to welcome the new bong into the family. Traditionally at least 10 people (a minyon) wearing yarmulkes and talit should be present to take part in the festivities.
Hey man, your bong is 13 days old? What time is the Bong Mitzvah on Saturday?
by Bobby Gizzle November 7, 2010
mugGet the Bong Mitzvahmug.

bong chop

another term for taking a bong hit/hoot, or pipe.
man this bong chops we had last night got me fucked up
by goofy. November 5, 2007
mugGet the bong chopmug.

Clown bong

A whipped cream charger used for consuming nitrous oxide
"Did you catch Tipper's set?"
"Nah brah, I had a date with the clown bong in my tent"
by Blurpblorp May 12, 2020
mugGet the Clown bongmug.

bong rat

someone (or group) who happily pulls cones 24/7
random guy: look at you, smoking cones left and right you bloody bong rat
bong rat: isn’t it fucking great!
by member of the bong rats November 9, 2019
mugGet the bong ratmug.

Na-Bong

When a person rips a fat cone and exhales the smoke into a rubber balloon which then lets them inhale nitrogen-oxide (N₂O) (cream charger) repetitively until you enter the void.
"Nah fuck it, I'm gonna have a Na-bong."
by Big Lez KHS November 29, 2018
mugGet the Na-Bongmug.

Bong Vip

Like a bong rip, except using a vaporizer.
I've been concerned about my health, but also still want to get really high, so I've been doing bong vips a lot more lately.
by TomBombadillionaire January 15, 2021
mugGet the Bong Vipmug.

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