cherry blossom picker

to choose what you want to that goes in line with what you were told that you were to do and were explained into great detail all about

I had to cherry blossom picker my way to what I wanted at the book store.

by Mr. Cherry Blossom Picker July 10, 2010

A Blossom

The act of meeting a women, who finds you as atractive as you do her , only to find out she has a bloke already and is in a situation that cant be changed .

A localised coloquialism from certain areas of Sheffield

Ah so you've done "A Blossom"

by blossom2 June 12, 2011

Trouser Blossom

To crap one's pants

He was so angry, he did a full on trouser blossom

by One Done February 1, 2012

fat blossom

1) An enlarged flower, prior to blooming
2) A wet, juicy fart that occurs during sexual intercourse

We were going at it and she let loose with a fat blossom.

I thought it was a queef but it was a fat blossom.

by Terd_Ferguson February 20, 2015

Twat blossom

An all around bitch who acts like the nicest person to walk this planet and says everything with a condescending tone.

This woman was such a twat blossom, I wanted to punch her in her face and bake her a pie at the same time.

by Queendoom2016 April 11, 2016

onion blossom

When a girl has a huge sweet ass but the smell is so bad it brings tears to your eyes.

That girl had a sweet turd cutter but the bitch had an onion blossom.

by AWetFart March 20, 2017

cheryl blossom

a red headed girl that evil and people call her cheryl boom shell!

:you sound and look like cheryl blossom

by MELANIE SUPERMAN August 2, 2017