Boat roach

A female(s) who hang out with dudes that have a boat. The girls you see during the summer, spring break and weekends at the island!

Damn bro, look at all those boat roaches.

I bet one of them will let us smash!

by Dirtysouthernswagg April 28, 2019

boat licc

boat heist

well, im getting ready to hit this BOAT LICC, i have a heist, i have to rap this shit tonight

by awmoung us April 28, 2021

Scrote in a Boat

An adjective used to describe a fairly unpleasant situation

"Dude, I just stepped in dog shit"

"well ain't that scrote in a boat"

by Lone_Porkchop September 5, 2012

Boat Digger

An attractive female, typically in her 20's or 30's, who uses her looks to get involved with a guy who owns a boat.

Looks like Cheryl from accounting was out on the lake again, did you see those skanky pics she posted on Facebook? Yeah, she's such a boat digger.

by kk626kk September 21, 2016

roader boat

Similar to road head, when someone performs a motorboat to a girl while in the car.

"I gave my boyfriend road head the other day."

"Yeah? Well my boyfriend took my top off and roader boated me."

by Spring Break 08 March 10, 2008

stoner boat

A late night snack consisting of a scoop shaped corn chip filled with salted peanuts and topped with a drizzle of nacho cheese.

Oh dude, the best way to get over a harsh toke is to grind on some stoner boats.

by PsyDawg September 26, 2014

No boats on the water

An alternative way of describing somebody as smooth brained.

When there are no boats on the water, it is implied that there is no wake and thus the water is calm. This is analogous to the idea that a person with a brain comprised of wrinkles / folds is smarter than one with a brain that is less wrinkly. Thus in this analogy, the brain is the body of water and the wake is the wrinkles / folds (or lack thereof).

Me: Can you believe this kid locked himself out of his house again?
Friend: Definitely no boats on the water for him today.

by TheJizeI March 1, 2023