Country blumpkin

To receive a blumpkin while using an outhouse.

I received the best country blumpkin in kentucky.

by Ceegeezy December 23, 2006

Country Blumpkin

Receiving oral sex while taking a dump, in an out house, from a member of ones immediate family.

"I got into the moonshine last night, went home and got a country blumpkin from my sister Darla..."

by rjpond August 30, 2007

atomic blumpkin

recieving a blumpkin while performing an atomic bomb

did you hear angela gave jimmy an atomic blumpkin

by pmoney May 13, 2005

hairy blumpkin

Receiving a blowjob while taking shit, while simultaneously giving him/her a haircut.

"Wow Jane, what the hell happened to your hair?!"
"Oh, I gave Joe a hairy blumpkin last night."
"Wow Jane, you two are living la vida loca!"

by Matt Horschel December 30, 2009

Smokey Blumpkin

A girl performing oral sex on a guy while he is taking a shit and smoking a joint.

Yo dude, I was at a party and that slut Martina, was all wasted and I was in the bathroom smoking a joint and taking a shit...and she wanted to give me a smokey blumpkin!

by SkierGuy1979 May 4, 2010

JB Blumpkin

Receiving a blumpkin while consuming venison and patron.

I was so wasted I actually had a JB blumpkin.

by Don Keibols April 14, 2009

country blumpkin

Similar to a blumpkin, whereby a male taking a crap receives a blowjob, only this time it's from his sister.

Country blumpkin

"George, how larng are you going to be in that bathroom? The cow needs milking."
"Sorry Mavis, oi'm just saying g'boi to me sister afore she AAARRRHGGHHH oi told you nart to use yer teeth ya mangy old panhandler! Yer as bad as mother!"

by Duderer July 29, 2008