blurth

That dark grainy shit at the bottom of your glass after a cup of coffee.

Great, that trainee at Starbucks can't make coffee. Look at all this blurth.

by Wallabee September 26, 2008

bluechessium

Bluechessium is a slang term in forums, where a user makes a very long post filled with quotations and replies to many other posts in the same thread.

Created when addressing a large backlog of unread posts. Sometimes mispelled as bluecheesium.

When the term is used on a forum, it's usually written in blue text.

"Excuse the bluechessium guys, I haven't had any internet for a week."

by CanadaAotS July 27, 2009

Bluetooth Universe

A theoretical state of being where the universe you reside in is superimposed on top of (and within) the frequencies and properties of the Bluetooth realm.

Nancy was walking through the Bluetooth universe. She had a Bluetooth knife flung at her. Nancy's options were to take the hit and die in the Bluetooth universe, or turn off the Bluetooth before the knife could make contact with skin. She tried to turn off the Bluetooth in the Bluetooth universe, but failed in doing so because she could not confirm the warning of turning off said universe in time. Hence, she died in the Bluetooth universe. Also, if you die in the Bluetooth universe, you are not a Bihari.

by Controlled Chaos, Tyler Brown February 17, 2010

Bluetent

A faggot way of saying, to have sex.

Kelly is a dueche and wants to bluetent with her boyfriend, who has a faggot name.

by KellyCarter April 6, 2010

Blurthday

A blurthday is what you wish someone that will not shut up about their birthday.

Happy Blurthday fag!

by JKKAxE July 10, 2010

Bluehanded

Showing of affiliation for any school that uses blue as a school color. But most notably used against The University of North Carolina by fans of Duke.

Morris: Hey, Duke and UNC are playing tonight mom!

Beatrice: Oh my God, they're gonna get caught bluehanded!

Morris: The Duke fans are on the prowl. The bluehands are gonna be everywhere!!

by Dusty's Baby Powder October 11, 2010

Bluetooth fuck

Bluetooth fuck is a sexual act between two people who are far from each other. It involves one party fantasizing about the other party while wanking. Both males and females engage in Bluetooth fuck.

Dude, yesterday I slept late, I had a multiple Bluetooth fuck with Cindy, the most popular chick in school.

by Thee Real Beast April 24, 2011