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Blast House

Northern VA music scene headquarters, where whorefaces, noobs and, current scenesters congregate to drink underage. Also the site where mud stick was developed.
Ey brah, heard there's a show at Blast House tonight. Could be some nooby whorefaces gettin mudslung wit da mud stick.....gnar doggggs!
by Rigid ball March 31, 2009
mugGet the Blast Housemug.

Shat Blast

When somebody shats with such force and liquidity that pieces (or drops) of poop end up stuck to the bottom of the toilet seat.

Since females seldom (if ever) lift the toilet seat, they always tend to let the guy clean it up, even if they did it.
"omg somebody totally shat blasted my toilet"
by aentreri June 29, 2009
mugGet the Shat Blastmug.

yoga blast

When you cum in a girl either in the rectum or in the vagina while they are doing yoga.
I just yoga blasted my mom with the instructor watching.

Nice bro. Which I coulda watched.
by Twitch.tv/k00LAiiD_ June 16, 2019
mugGet the yoga blastmug.

zucchini blast

To simulate sex vaginally or anally with a huge lumpy zucchini
Those chicks in the produce aisle are totally going to zucchini blast eachother tonight
by jorizza December 20, 2014
mugGet the zucchini blastmug.

Eldritch Blast

A future Warlock's first words. Fun at parties!
"I cast Eldritch Blast."

"Yes, we know."
by Dndnerd180 September 23, 2020
mugGet the Eldritch Blastmug.

Tuna blasting

The female equivalent to crop dusting with the exception that the gas is secreted from the front of the female rather than from her back end.
When a female is working out to hard and she accidentally begins tuna blasting those around her.
by Molicious August 23, 2012
mugGet the Tuna blastingmug.

green blast

Finishing move for sex. Before a guy finishes he cracks a cold, refreshing can of Mountain Dew and holds a swig of it ready in his mouth. At the time of ejaculation, he simultaneously cums and spits the now-warm Mountain Dew on the girls (or guys) face.
Jim: "Dude, I hooked up with Jenny last night. She asked me to give her a green blast so I did. That shit was crazy."
Frank: "You seriously green blasted her? And she liked it?!"
Jim: "Oh yeah, man. Licked up every last drop. I must've blasted her at least 4 times."
Frank: *rolls eyes* "Ok, cool story bro"
by l33tLIES August 20, 2018
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