stiff blanket

A useless person who has no input to the group. They are awkward, a little bit moist and could also be described as a wet weekend. They are about as useful as a stiff blanket. No one wants a stiff blanket.

Friend: Have you met Barry?
Me: Nah, but I’ve heard he’s a stiff blanket.

by W@llis February 4, 2018

swiss blanket

When you injure your hands and cant masturbate. Get someone else to use your hands with the gauze or casts still in place to satisfy your desires.

Bro 1: Bro you wanna play some video games?
Bro 2: Cant bro, cut my hands cleaning!
Bro 1: Gunna have to get your sister to give you a Swiss Blanket?
Bro 2: Whats a Swiss Blanket?

by HeeveHo September 6, 2016

blanket scarf

An accessory item made especially popular by Lenny Kravitz, that is large enough to be a blanket but is worn as a scarf.

Person #1: "Look at that girl with that blanket scarf... I don't get it, is it a blanket or it is a scarf?"
Person #2:"Well at least she's warm."

by Mel R P June 14, 2016

Dick Blanket

Another name for a girls hoohaa, the best kind of blanket a man can ask for

Did you try that dick blanket yet? Can definitely tell she slept around, it was loose as hell

by Imakewordsmmmhmm October 9, 2021

Winter Blanket

A relationship which starts after the Labor Day holiday lasting at the absolute latest until the Memorial Day celebrations and shore house rentals begin (Although mentally the relationship will be over in March or whenever the beach house deadline date is). This relationship is often used to give an individual time to heal all wounds caused over the intense months 21-30 year old males deal with between the aforementioned holidays. These wounds typically include but are not limited to their physical bodies shape and unhealthiness, wallet, vacation day allotment, and brain. The girls can range dramatically but are preferably the lower maintenance “cute girl” you hooked up with during the summer – usually towards the end as there is less time for you to mess it up.

Guy 1: Wow what a crazy summer it’s almost good it’s come to an end.
Guy 2: Yea, I need to get my life back together. I was thinking about asking that girl from last weekend on a date.
Guy 1: She was cool, seems like a perfect winter blanket.
Guy 2: yea you’re right… next summers going to be great.

by FckTuesday January 13, 2009

hawg in a blanket

Slang term for an uncircumcised penis.

M.T: "You hear Sam had her first run in with a hawg in a blanket?"
AD: "What'd she say?"
M.T "She gasped and said 'Oh My!'"

by RedJubbyDub September 14, 2014

Blanket Girl

A girl who wears a blanket everywhere, typically in a high school of University environment.

"Why are these Blanket Girls wearing a Snuggie to my grandmother's funeral?"

by Blanketman69420 February 13, 2020