windy blumpkin

the act of ejaculating during oral copulation whilst breaking a most foul wind. its a blumpkin without all the fecal mess!!
It's the beantown blumpkin! Consume a large plateful of beans and give your body time to create the methane. Your lover will enjoy the rich aroma of molasses beans garlic and ass!

while watching a red sox game i ate a can of b&m beans. two hours later my colon and my cock exploded in a really windy blumpkin! now thats was wicked great!

by the lopez!! August 1, 2010

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Golden Clown Penis Blumpkin

While taking a poop, the girl sits on the boy receiving the clown penis. She pees on him, while he sits on the toilet, receiving a hand job. He proceeds to finish pooping throughout the ordeal.

Bob was in the mood, but also really needed to use the restroom. Suzy, being the dutiful girlfriend, came along and gave him the Golden Clown Penis Blumpkin. What a gal!

by isabelyarg January 28, 2008

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blumpkinrhea

Having loose, liquid, or explosive bowel movements while getting your dick sucked.

Chris had to take some Pepto after having a bad case of blumpkinrhea.

by Ripdawg January 20, 2010

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Blumping

The act of giving someone a blumpkin

Girl 1: Hey have you met that guy?
Girl 2: Yeah, the other week I was blumping him!

by Zarbonian May 6, 2018

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Blump and Run

When you poop on the sidewalk across the street from a hospital while waiting on an ambulance to take you to a different hospital.

I can’t believe we just witnessed a blump and run.

by Reaper22 October 1, 2018

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Blump-Upkin

Combination of a Blumpkin and an Upperdecker.

The act of receiving a blow job while taking a shit in the upper section of a toilet after taking the lid off.

After becoming bored with the typical Tuesday night Blumpkin, Andrej decided to spice it up a bit with the Blump-Upkin. Tuesday nights will never be the same!

by BlumpkinOrDie January 8, 2021

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