BeeRusing

(Beeruzing) A counterpart of perusing in that the difference is basically the subject matter itself. Instead of perusing, reading words, surveying or examining in detail, The Object for examine in this instance is Beer itself and entails the art of selecting the right Beer for the night at the Store, and not to exclude when one makes a custom 6 pack Choice of cultural diverse beer for taste testing. Likely a trend of Beer drinking connoisseurs.

Man: "Hey Hon i'm going grocery shopping"

Wife: "For what i did that last week?"

Man: "I ran out of beer and feel like beerusing at the local store or head to the brewhouse for a new taste, So don't wait up for me..."

Wife: "Only the finest for you my man, Your a gentleman and a scholar"

Man: " Shut your face woman, Shit is about to get real!"

by JayPhiZzle May 14, 2011

beerpussy

1. A guy who drinks too much to get an erection after a few too many alcoholic beverages have been consumed.

2. A fat man with a beergut. Often seen breaking windows and repeatedly questioning his own beerpussiness 'Beerpussy?' as if he isn't one himself.

3. Slang term for the opportunity for copulation with a drunken slut.

"Wow! What a beerpussy!"
"You call me beerpussy?"
"I'm on the hunt for some sweet sweet beerpussy!"

by chrychek November 20, 2006

beerskank

The smell that comes from the (usually sleeping) bodies of people who have had too much to drink

The smell of my dorm room.

I played Circle for three hours and passed out in my bed and now my sheets smell like beerskank

by Mrs_Boston January 21, 2008

beerswim

As a verb, the act of consuming alcoholic libations in a body of water.
As a noun, any event where beerswimming takes place.

Eventually, it got so hot that we had no option but to beerswim in the creek.
"Jeez, it's about time for a beerswim!"

by Muckerson January 11, 2008

beerso

one who partakes in drinking mass amounts of beer, aka SO MUCH BEER becomes BEERSO

2 beer can't drink for shit, therefore he is no fucking beerso.

by Beeso Oxbig July 4, 2008

Beerts

After a night full of drinking, if diarrhea occurs the following morning, it is often referred to as the beerts.

I killed 18 beers last night, but now I'm stuck on the pot with the beerts.

by thabenefits November 21, 2009

beerstick

a beer suringe used to squirt beer in an individual's mouth

I got hammered using the beerstick last night

by thundacat October 3, 2009