I spewed a fat load of cum up Johnny's asshole and sucked it out with a straw, then I bargled it vigorously before swallowing
by dustybush May 27, 2006
Get the bargle mug.Noun: When a man sticks his penis in a girl's ear and masturbates until it cums in it. It should make the girl deaf for a moment, while the guy yells extreamly obscenic phrases at her.
Verb: Amazing, sexually arousing, kinky (argi-licious, arggyful)
Verb: Amazing, sexually arousing, kinky (argi-licious, arggyful)
Jesse: I totally arggy barggyed that girl last night!
Eric: No way dude! That's sick! How'd it feel?
Jesse: Argi-licious!
Eric: No way dude! That's sick! How'd it feel?
Jesse: Argi-licious!
by Prince William the III February 5, 2008
Get the arggy barggy mug.A term used for the oh so refreshing, high octane jet fuel for the body that is the purest moste American bald eagle piss that can be consumed by the average working class American (or other people who will do anything to be like the greatest nation on the planet) Cletus McFarland (YouTube) commonly used this term as a reference to the trademarked Mountain Dew, easily the greatest creation of man second only to the Chevrolet Corvette. Cletus himself cracks a cold bargleskievery when shits about to get real. Les all send the company a nice sincere email regarding Cletus McFarland getting a decal/lifetime supply sponsorship.
“I’m gonna show you how to unbead a drag slick using nothing but a block of wood and a trailer, step 1; crack yourself open a refreshing can of good ol mountain bargleski, now this is going to be a 2-3 can job so make sure you’ve got a few handy” -Cletus
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Get the bargle mug.by BoosterPac June 6, 2010
Get the barg mug.The act of skipping a friend's planned event without any forewarning, remorse or sense of obligation.
by xMrRocknRollx November 21, 2016
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