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by sammi her bitch lol October 24, 2008
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Man we left the club with Shayna and Starr and these two hookers latched onto my unit. It was the worst bartophilia attack ever!
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Get the Barstool mug.1. The act of the wife gargling her husbands balls.
2. When a super gorgeous man and a woman become partners.
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2. When a super gorgeous man and a woman become partners.
3. The flow of blood to the penis when a man finds 'the one'
1. Hey Burt, you will never guess what Norma did last night.. She only went and bartoncoop'd my bloody balls.
2. You guys guess what!! Even after the controversial naked jenga game and the peanut incident at malcolms gaff last week, me and candice are proper going out with each other. I'm well chuffed.
3. God damn last night was another level.. I met this majorly hot chick, i think shes 'the one'. Why do you think shes the one reggie? Well like i say shes mega hot and I had a serious bartoncoop in my pants all night. I actually had to dip my old boy in some aloe vera when i got in, that bartoncoop really took it out of me man!
2. You guys guess what!! Even after the controversial naked jenga game and the peanut incident at malcolms gaff last week, me and candice are proper going out with each other. I'm well chuffed.
3. God damn last night was another level.. I met this majorly hot chick, i think shes 'the one'. Why do you think shes the one reggie? Well like i say shes mega hot and I had a serious bartoncoop in my pants all night. I actually had to dip my old boy in some aloe vera when i got in, that bartoncoop really took it out of me man!
by rogermalkovich May 2, 2011
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Get the Bartosh mug.the type of discussion that usually takes place at a bar, when individuals argue over the use of the exact words each other has spoken rather than the concepts intended. often making small grammatical errors and the combination of alcohol a violent combination.
John: man, i totally just shat a brick!
Ben: thats literally not possible unless you ate bricks...
John: i mean, it was as hard as a rock and enormous
Ben: ok, well thats different, it certainly wasn't a brick though... look when your at the bar, you gotta understand that barstool protocol is 100% in effect...
Ben: thats literally not possible unless you ate bricks...
John: i mean, it was as hard as a rock and enormous
Ben: ok, well thats different, it certainly wasn't a brick though... look when your at the bar, you gotta understand that barstool protocol is 100% in effect...
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