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baron samedi

it is a swift back hand slap to the back of the neck usually done when standing up and the one being slapped is sitting down not expecting it. the baron samedi should be accomadated by the sam noise
if you dont settle down you are gonna get a baron samedi

james gave him a baron samedi because he was being an ass clown
by jubajumble February 10, 2009
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Red Baron

When the males bell end is over-used and sore it becomes a Red Baron.
"I shoved my Red Baron right into Anita's muffbucket"

"Man, that hole was too tight, I have a red Baron"

"Bitch, can we stop now, I am getting a Red Baron?"
by P.K. Snelling December 13, 2008
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Barmy

That man has been stabbing people with knives! He's so barmy!
by WoofJr July 2, 2017
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Errrin Baron

The Ebonics-inflected version of "a blonde bombshell from Lanikai, Hawaii."
Emma just said "Errrin Baron!"
by Stud March 17, 2005
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Red Baron

1. (n.) A man who presumably flew planes in a fine manner in World War One.

2. (n.) A crap pizza that many school children eat because their parents are too poor.

3. (v.) The act of donning a monocle before sexual congress with a woman who is having her menses. Traditionally, a small yet stylish moustache should be worn as well. The man inflates his chest and walks to the bed with the bearing of a proper gentleman. He then dips at least two fingers into the waiting woman's blood-filled snatch, finger-painting the German cross onto his chest.

The true connoisseur of this maneuver will keep the monocle in his eye until reaching sexual release.
"The Red Baron shot down a bunch of planes once. It is very 'urban' of me to define this term in a serious fashion. I will now ride the subway and watch the History Channel."

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"This Red Baron pizza is flavorful. Unfortunately the flavor is crap."

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"I was about to give this woman the Red Baron last night, however when she saw my monocle she got dressed and fled in a hasty manner. So I put on my robe and wizard's hat."

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"She died when I came and she inhaled my falling monocle."

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"I attempted the Red Baron last night, but she wasn't on the rag. I ended up using some poor man's menses to finish."
by scorpionmintred February 14, 2007
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BAOM

the bomb; overflowing with charismatic bombastic swagg. Anyone who is boam knows the walk and the talk. They also have the ability to high kick and go ninja when it is necessary. If you have a baom friend, you're automatically winning ( more than Charlie Sheen.).
Henry: Yo did you see Mickey's high kick?
James: Oh yeah man, It was BAOM !
Henry: He IS Baom!
James: I know
by boamingalldayeveryday June 3, 2011
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Tomato Barmcake

Enlarged / well endowed female clitoral region
Look at the beetle bonnet on that, it's like a tomato barmcake gone wrong
by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) June 3, 2004
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