Example 1:
Guy: "God I'm so horny, I wish I had somebody to screw."
*His shadow rises from the ground*
"I guess that dopple-banger will have to do."
Example 2:
Guy: "Honey I'm home, guess what."
Gal: "What is it dear?"
Guy: "I got a raise from my boss, you know the one that resembles the form of some gelatinous mass?"
Gal: "How did you come by that?"
Guy: "All she wanted was a man again, just for the evening."
Gal: "What the fuck are you saying Guy!?!?!?!?!"
Guy: "Oh don't worry, I wouldn't plow that swine, I had my dopple-banger today, got the job done right without any hassle from me."
Guy: "God I'm so horny, I wish I had somebody to screw."
*His shadow rises from the ground*
"I guess that dopple-banger will have to do."
Example 2:
Guy: "Honey I'm home, guess what."
Gal: "What is it dear?"
Guy: "I got a raise from my boss, you know the one that resembles the form of some gelatinous mass?"
Gal: "How did you come by that?"
Guy: "All she wanted was a man again, just for the evening."
Gal: "What the fuck are you saying Guy!?!?!?!?!"
Guy: "Oh don't worry, I wouldn't plow that swine, I had my dopple-banger today, got the job done right without any hassle from me."
by Nikljj February 19, 2011
Get the Dopple-Banger mug.Not just a barber, DA BARBER. One who possesses that specific velvet swagger. Not only is he a barber, but often a therapist, an accountant, and in rare cases, a jeweler.
Ant: Im feeling like a cartoshka right now. I gotta go see Da Barber.
Al: Word up son. Da Barber is rabbid! he'll make you feel saucy!
Al: Word up son. Da Barber is rabbid! he'll make you feel saucy!
by khrumzza October 30, 2011
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Someone who is doughy in the head and constantly makes dumb decisions or says dumb things. When their stupidity is pointed out to them, they are usually to stupid to understand and give you a vacant look.
A chick asked me what the price was on a CD yesterday. I pointed to the huge orange price sticker and said, 'it's right there.' She vacantly looked at me and said 'so what's the price?' What a fucking dough banger!
by Tommy TT January 31, 2014
Get the Dough Banger mug.(noun, derogatory) 1. Someone who takes a day trip to the beach and brings his own provisions (i.e. pot brownies, etc.), but doesn't contribute at all to the rest of the company at said beach. 2. Someone whom refuses to timely pass a joint, blunt, etc. when smoking pot amongst a group, or otherwise violates the "puff, puff, pass" rule.
1. Looks like the beach is full of Nose Baggers today. 2. Quit being a Nose Bagger, and pass the damn bowl already.
by Buttfuckme August 15, 2017
Get the Nose Bagger mug.A glv banger is a form of a party specifically hosted on ASU dry campus dorms. This gathering often involves deep drinking, deep house and deep holes
Chad: Hey Brad are you going to the glv banger tonight?
Brad: Those new ams aren’t going to drink themselves chad. Of course I’m going!!
Brad: Those new ams aren’t going to drink themselves chad. Of course I’m going!!
by FlavorfullyFraternal May 25, 2019
Get the GLV Banger mug."We were having a nice conversation, and then he went full-on honey badger, cursing about my stance."
"They're lucky that going full-on honey badger isn't an option, because the police are watching."
"They're lucky that going full-on honey badger isn't an option, because the police are watching."
by Leona Loots December 24, 2011
Get the Going full-on honey badger mug.A stealthy animal originaly found in the cairngorm mountains. A vicious little fucker that can rip a man's head off in two seconds flat.
by Kate Jachacy September 25, 2005
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