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knee bangers

When a lady gets so old that her breasts sag all the way down to her knees, they then stop being breasts as such and become "knee bangers". Another tell tale sign is when you shout, "Show us your tits!", they must lift their skirt in order to do so.
(Can also be spelt as one word - "kneebangers")

"Those knee bangers make her look like she has four arms!"
"Yeah you're happy know because they're big and firm, just wait until your older... when she turns sharply, you'll get some knee bangers to the face..."
by Gr8 January 17, 2008
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bakersfield chalupa

similar to a cleveland steamer, except the person pooping has to have a lot of corn in their stool.
nick "the dirty dick" gave jen a bakersfield chalupa on her face. as she gasped for air, all jen could say was, "mmm...i love hot corn".
by t-bags mcgillan November 26, 2006
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Dick banger

Someone who chooses their mate by the size of their penis
by Grox9999 July 7, 2016
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Donnie Baker

One of the friends of the Bob and Tom radio show. His real name is Ron Sexton, who is also known for popular call-ins to the show, such as: Kenny Tarmac, Floyd the Trucker and Morgan Freeman. Often is found in the classifieds, with a boat for sale. Also a member of the band, "Donnie Baker and the Pork Pistols."
Quotes:
"Hey man, it's Donnie Baker."
"I swear to God I would"
"Shut up, Randy."
"I gotta go."
"Hey baby what say you and me have a three way: you, me and some of this pork!"
by TheCaffeineJunky March 22, 2007
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ida baker high school

Ida Baker High School (noun)

"Suicide capital of the world", Baker mainly consists of preppy whores, fake rednecks, and suicidal teens. Where the assistant principal is on paid leave for molesting a child. If you are suicidal, this is the place to be! All the attention you've ever wanted you'll get, while the few successful, non-drugaddicted students get no recognition. The boys bathrooms smell like a mix of shit and fruit due to nappy ass guys who shit and vape at the same time. None of our low-paid janitors do anything, nor do they speak english. The parking lot is a clusterfuck of rich kids with nice cars and want-to-be redneck's trucks who are falling apart, or raised 12 and 1/2 feet in the air. The teacher's are illiterate, and care so much about FCAT and EOC's, all you ever learn is what's on a study guide that get's you no where in life. The only perks is our academies, ran by dumbass seniors that think they're cool and teachers who are too excited to get paid minimum wage. If you love to wear camo and throw rifles, our black ROTC instructors would love to have you. And don't worry, if you're in ROTC you somehow are superior to the kids who actually have friends, and you sit outside the lunch room in your uniform with the band nerds and occasionally the special ed. The only good thing to look forward to about Baker is our football team which is mostly made up of scrawny black kids who regularly take HGH and Creatine like it's some kind of drug. Pick Baker.
Teacher: Don't do that
Student: Fuck you *smokes vape*
This must be at ida baker high school
by bakerbulldog69 February 1, 2014
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baker 13

When all the crazy people from Baker College run around naked covered in just shaving cream. Performed on the 13th and 31st (or 26th if no 31st) of every month.
Uh oh, you better close the door. Baker 13 is tonight.
by EOL RRF September 25, 2004
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bankard

Man, I could really use a bankard.
by matt elder March 30, 2008
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