BALLZ

A punching/kick boxing bag for women.

Girl: It's time for my kickboxing lessons.
Guy: Nooooooooo! Ouch!*falls down holding balls!*

by Erin Wakey Balowey November 14, 2003

Cerebral Ballzy

A crappy free-form rock band about as good as your overly-average garage band. Promoted way too generously by Cartoon Network's late night lineup: Adult Swim.

Bandie #1: "Hey, lets add a bunch of 'fuck, shit and damn' to our songs. Immature teenage punks who don't understand how good they have it will love our music!"

Bandie #2: "That's a great idea! And while we're at it, let's sing the songs so fast, you'd have to be high to pick up on half of the lyrics."

Bandie #3: "Oh, and we should name our band 'Cerebral Ballzy' so we can show society how badass we are."

by DarkHumoredWarlord September 11, 2011

ballzini

when a chick sucks ur dick and licks your balls at the same time

hey slut do that ballzini trick on ma ball bag!

by perry ballzini September 6, 2009

Cunty Ballz

When something goes wrong. To insult. To express disbelief.

Origin : -(aaK)- Ice's favourite expression.

Delta "Haha u just got owned"
Ice "Cunty Ballz"

by Adam aka Delta November 6, 2004

ballz

the gay way to spell balls

ewww his ballz were all in my face

by Jonny Santiago June 22, 2009

Nick Balzano

my best friend/brother!!!!!!!
we have brother brother bracelets.
obviously the coolest most awesomest kid on the face of the earth.

You are such a Nick Balzano.
aka, you are so cool

by brother piper. February 20, 2009

Ballzheimer's

When your lady want's to know something and you don't want to tell her until you get the Pinch and Roll (see definition) you say I am sorry I cannot remember because I have Ballzheimer's.

She will take the cue and you will get Pinch and Roll whilst telling her some made up story that will keep her going for an hour.

Man: Something very interesting happened today, you wouldn't believe it.
Lady: What?
Man: I can't quite remember I seem to be suffering from Ballzheimer's.
Lady: OK unzip your pants and tell me...

by Shaun Taylor! August 20, 2009