The Cuban guy in your fourth block calss who's testicals show through his wranglers.... and boy are they HUGE.
Hey man we need a another player for kickball. ....Should we ask BALIOS EXTREMOUS....nah h'ell just be in the way..
by heavy-d March 9, 2003
Get the balios extremous mug.Telling someone to do up their shoe laces, and when they look up after tying them jizzing in their face.
As seen in the director's cut of the film "Rocky Balboa" in which he jizzes in Mason Dixon's face in the middle of the boxing match ensuring the win. (This may not be true.)
As seen in the director's cut of the film "Rocky Balboa" in which he jizzes in Mason Dixon's face in the middle of the boxing match ensuring the win. (This may not be true.)
Example #1
Commentator 1: I don't believe this, Rocky just hit Mason Dixon with his trademark move, the Cincinnati Balboa!
Commentator 2: He may be old but he still carries some load.
Commentator 1: Damn right, it'll take an age to mop that man batter off his mug!
Example #2
Gareth: I just saw Conrad.
Rob: Alrite, how is he?
Gareth: Not so great, I hit him with a Cincinnati Balboa!
Rob: Aaaaaw yeah.
Commentator 1: I don't believe this, Rocky just hit Mason Dixon with his trademark move, the Cincinnati Balboa!
Commentator 2: He may be old but he still carries some load.
Commentator 1: Damn right, it'll take an age to mop that man batter off his mug!
Example #2
Gareth: I just saw Conrad.
Rob: Alrite, how is he?
Gareth: Not so great, I hit him with a Cincinnati Balboa!
Rob: Aaaaaw yeah.
by Alex "Trotters" Dodds December 15, 2008
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by Sharkdog September 5, 2003
Get the ballon mug.Verb: when sharing a water bottle with someone who puts the entire head into there mouth and when it's removed spit and drewl comes out with it.
Omg it was so disgusting I'm never sharing a drink with him again he completely baldoed all over it.
by Dsherdog June 16, 2015
Get the Baldo mug.A steroid addict. From BALCO (Bay Area Laboratory Cooperative), run by Victor Conte, which supplied anabolic steroids, such as "The Clear," to several high-profile American athletes.
Teenage athletes who use anabolic steroids generally run a higher risk of becoming balcoholics than do their older counterparts.
"Dude, how'd you get so big so fast?"
"Don't tell anybody, but I'm using The Clear."
"Hey, that's not a good idea, especially at your age. You don't want to become a balcoholic."
"Don't worry; I just need to bulk up for the big posedown this weekend. All the competitors are doing it."
"Okay, but don't say I didn't warn you. Every balcoholic started out like you."
"Dude, how'd you get so big so fast?"
"Don't tell anybody, but I'm using The Clear."
"Hey, that's not a good idea, especially at your age. You don't want to become a balcoholic."
"Don't worry; I just need to bulk up for the big posedown this weekend. All the competitors are doing it."
"Okay, but don't say I didn't warn you. Every balcoholic started out like you."
by Jim Jr. April 7, 2008
Get the balcoholic mug.An alcoholic beverage normally associated with high school girls, a.k.a. jailbait. Examples include but are not limited to Smirnoff Ice, Mike's Hard Lemonade and wine coolers. A man who consumes these beverages in front of other people are considered gay or a pussy.
Jenny was going to hit on Jimmy until she noticed he was drinking a Zima. She chose not to waste her time on someone who would drink Baitorade and instead drank a Jagr Bomb with Ed.
by Dale Wholphin November 14, 2011
Get the Baitorade mug.what happens when you have two people cocoeding a room and one is higher up than the other well they peer down and beatoff
hey man want to split the cost on this room i really want that beatoff balcony to enjoy watching you sleep
by refuse to poofread February 11, 2012
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