balloon dick

When a male pinches the end of his foreskin whilst urinating to inflate his penis

"Declan did a balloon dick in my bathroom and got piss everywhere"

Mason - "i cant balloon dick anymore because i got circumcised"

by Bloon Dick February 10, 2015

Hot air balloon

When one person blows up a balloon inside another persons anus.

Tommy performed the hot air balloon on his gay lover before it popped and damaged his butthole.

by big al 69 May 4, 2013

Balconied

A shot in Counter-Strike: Source, where an enemy is up on the balcony, and you shoot him from the side, without his knowledge. This is a move that has been made famous by IAN3111, and many others, such as DP herki hawkeye.

IAN3111: You got balconied son.
herki hawkeye: No, I didn't!
Jon: Scrub.

by JDGersdorf May 23, 2006

lude bafoon

A fucking idiot producing from a Canadian mans ballsack and is mothered by a fat bitch who likes to snitch. Typically males are referred to as Lude Bafoons.

Damn, Tyler has been acting like a Lude Bafoon today.

by Corn hash77 February 5, 2017

Baloonist

A derivative of Balo & Balloon - A large bear like man who’s clumsy and ogre'ish - walks hunched and awkward, has little to no charisma and is hopeless with women, then finding social skills in later life and becoming semi-cool and fairly attractive to women - turns one’s life around!!!

That guy was a real loser - but look at him now - he's a real Baloonist

by The TurkeyKid September 29, 2010

balconate

To forcefully throw someone off a 2nd story or higher balcony.
To fall off a balcony in a drunken stupor.

He got so smashed he balconated himself.

Aaron pissed me off so much, I had no choice but to balconate him

by APE_CK March 14, 2008

balloon room

A place where one gets high

whoa, your eyes are really red... did you just come from the balloon room or what?

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008