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Sausage Backspin

The act, of balancing on your dick, then proceeding to spin while reciting Despacito, on your sexual partner.
what the fuck was that you just did! says Barbera, "Why, it was a Sausage Backspin my dear"
by YaboiArabCaillou December 10, 2018
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No Take Backs

When at work or school you spend hours upon hours on a project and present it with excitement, but then it gets shot down or asked to be tweaked to a ridiculous level. Next time you turn in the project you call NO TAKE BACKS!

- Then your boss realizes he/she can't send it back and accepts it.
- Then they realize their GIVE BACKS were dumb and learn that the first project was great and they were just being a douche.

Win. WIn.
E-Mail 1: "Sir, here is the PDF of the ad I finished up."

E-Mail 2: "David, This is (boss) I can't seem to print the edges. Could you go back and bring the font size down and more to the center, then take the background and bring it up a smidge, then add some color. That's it. Looks good besides that!"

FAST FORWARD A WEEK LATER-

E-Mail 1: "Sir, here is the PDF of the ad I finished up. NO TAKE BACKS!"

E-Mail 4: David, This is (boss) I need some things changed in the add but since you called "NO TAKE BACKS" I will just go with it. It's actually really good. Great job!
by Jsanctuary13 May 21, 2011
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Blue Water Backsplash

When you take a dump in a port-a-potty and that nasty blue water that everyone else's grody is in comes back up and splashes you in the ass.
I always throw a wad of toilet paper down before I lay a log in the honey bucket to avoid the Blue Water Backsplash.
by roarrrrrr!r!r August 21, 2011
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backseat mothering

Unsolicited advice from someone you clearly don't care to talk to.
I've had about as much backseat mothering as I can stomach from this bitch.
by Darien July 20, 2008
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backspin

Hey man, check out this muthafuckin backspin!
by Nosher44 September 29, 2003
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backseat rider

A girl who pretends to be crunk just for the excuse to hook up with a guy in his car. These hookups tend to be a one time thing, and they never conversate again because of strange things the girl and guy did that would be embarrassing to discus. Usually this is a mentality of a group of friends rather than a single person.
Andy: So I left with her after the party and we just hung out.

Sarah: Yeahhhh, don't lie, everybody knows that she is a backseat rider.
by Hahahano April 23, 2006
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designated backseat driver

the annoying drunk you're driving home that keeps yelling out directions to his/her house
drunk guy: yooo take a left right there
you: dude those are trees
drunk guy: just trust me....

drunk guy= designated backseat driver
by yomommasofat June 28, 2009
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