Boner Shrinker 

A woman that is ugly, bitchy, harpy, shrewish, or has any other unattractive characteristic that makes her sexually undesirable to a man. Said of a woman that temporarily kills sexual desire because of physical or personality traits that do not a man want to have her.

Joe: "Kate is a Boner Shrinker."
Alex: "Yeah, she ain't very pretty."
Joe: "Not just that, but she is a complete bitch. That is what I meant."

Boner Shrinker by skidale November 2, 2008

Boner Chute 

the aisle in the grocery store where all the cleb magazines and whatnot are. Called the boner chute because its the place where you are most likely to get a boner while in grocery store.

Christian: Dude, i just went to the store to buy some condoms and lube today.
Erik: ......and?
christian: i got stuck in the boner chute while waiting to pay for them for like 15 minutes...
Erik: That sucks!

Boner Chute by Snipshow777xX September 30, 2010

Boner Paradox 

When you've pulled an all-nighter and during the morning hours you discover you have have morning wood despite never having slept and woke up with it.

I just stayed up all night watching girls gone wild and now I got a serious boner paradox going on.

Boner Paradox by hsuR June 18, 2011

Boner Baron 

A title of honour and nobility bestowed upon those who have mastered the art of taming unruly boners.

The Boner Baron has a three-step process for taming unruly boners: (1) raise it up; (2) nurture it; (3) beat it down.

Boner Baron by HappyGoJacky December 8, 2013

boner in the frat 

A man who thinks he’s fuckin chill, but actually is a pussy fuck. Kids that think they "trap" but are actually those dudes drinking mikes hard and dancing to mainstream alternative music. Those dudes who consistently say things like “Squaa” or “Dank!”. In addition, any fuck that regularly talks about turning up or how he "got so fucked up" is a classic Boner in the Frat.

Drinking mikes hard=BITF
Drinking only beer=BITF
Ordering chocolate milk at a local food establishment=BITF
Duff=BITF

(1)Sarah: "He took 5 shots and hes already passed out in the bathtub"
Jim:"Wow, whata fuckin boner in the frat"

(2)Mike:"Damn, that dude just killed that entire handle and hes not even fucked up"
John:"That dude is no boner in the frat"

boner in the frat by FratCaptain November 13, 2014

boner nazi

The person you think of to get rid of a boner.

"Who's your boner nazi"
"Your mom!"

boner nazi by sexy LLamacorn May 27, 2015

Boner of the Month

A way of expressing that a woman is exceptionally attractive. Boner of the month is a deceiving name because more than one woman can receive the distingushed honor in any given month. Also, the honor is not limited by the number of months in a planet's year.

Did you see Elaine? Boner of the Month!

Boner of the Month by Jay Knockers April 6, 2008