phat beatsies

Only the fattest of beats

I just want to live my dream and make phat beatsies.

by Paradigm. April 22, 2017

jerry beans

an overwhelmingly powerful midget or short person

"Tell your husband to get out of the house! You're dealing with the jerry beans girl!"

by jerrybeans man September 10, 2009

batshit crazy

A person who is batshit crazy is certifiably nuts. The phrase has origins in the old fashioned term "bats in the belfry." Old churches had a structure at the top called a belfry, which housed the bells. Bats are extremely sensitive to sound and would never inhabit a belfry of an active church where the bell was rung frequently. Occasionally, when a church was abandoned and many years passed without the bell being rung, bats would eventually come and inhabit the belfry. So, when somebody said that an individual had "bats in the belfry" it meant that there was "nothing going on upstairs" (as in that person's brain). To be BATSHIT CRAZY is to take this even a step further. A person who is batshit crazy is so nuts that not only is their belfry full of bats, but so many bats have been there for so long that the belfry is coated in batshit. Hence, the craziest of crazy people are BATSHIT CRAZY.

Dude that guy on the corner wears a tinfoil hat and ripped all the wires out of his house so the government couldn't listen to his thoughts.

Really?

Yeah, he's batshit crazy.

by KBLI August 20, 2009

alrighty beans

A portmanteau of "alright" and "cool beans". "Cool beans" was a popular slang term in the 1970s used to express something pleasant occuring. The phrase "alrighty beans" means "ok" or "alright".

John: Alrighty beans! Let's go see some whales!
Jane: I'm whaley excited!

by Treelore Jones February 3, 2022

Anal Beads Theory

Many people believe in an afterlife. Recent scholars have developed new knowledge; based on a new study. The study shows a theory developed by the great and powerful mind of Alexander Vilapiano. His theory is that when we die we are in fact reborn. Those who do well in life come back as a Lion or something badass. Those who are evil are re-birthed as Anal Beads.

Anal Beads Theory

1. If you are good in life you are reborn as a lion. If you're a dick, you are reborn as Anal Beads.
2. Danny was a dick to Jose, so when Danny died, he was reborn as Jose's Anal Beads.

by Cpumaster February 12, 2015

Dog Beans

A phrase used to define something (or someone) that is simultaneously demonstrating both dog trash and garbanzo beans behavior. Used primarily in a lighthearted manner to convey a disliking

"Hey, James. That video you showed me was not funny! It was total Dog Beans!"

by TheDrewBlue July 8, 2020

Bung Beans

Hemorrhoids. The flaming, engorged and thrombosed variety.

After years of vigorous anal sex, she was left the worst case of bung beans ever witnessed by the medical community.

by Dick Onchin August 9, 2020