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Bowlingballing

When the middle finger and/or other fingers are inserted into the vagina and the thumb is used to stimulate the clitoris. Requires impressive dexterity, and if mastered leaves the other arm free to stimulate other body areas.
"I finally figured out how to bowlingball, so now I can finger a chick, and rub her tits!"

"Dude, my fingers are locking up from bowlingballing for so long!"

"Mike, you can't move your thumb fast enough to bowlingball me, just use your other hand."
by Pirate JJ March 30, 2009
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Skype Bowling

When a Man and Woman are both on Skype and the woman puts her arm behind her ass, place her thumb in her anus and her middle and ring finger into her vagina (aka "bowling ball grip") and pleasure herself. Meanwhile, the man, on the other end of video must masturbate successfully 10 times to get a strike. Should the man fail to do so, it is up to the woman to decide what to title the final count. Some terms for scoring are:

Strike: a perfect 10 (often achieved just before passing out from dehydration)

Spare: takes two skype sessions to count ten successful orgasms.

Gutterball: should he fail even once to climax.

Split: he and "a friend" both don't finish.

Turkey: The woman climaxes more then the man.

Skype bowling is capable of growing in both terminology and game types depending on how often the couple play. Some benefits of Skype Bowling may include more "regular" bowling nights to learn new terms, the woman becoming aroused at the thought of "bowling", giving her the feeling of intimacy via secret codeword/reference.
1. "Suzie gave me a Strike on Skype Bowling last night."

2. "I was trying to Skype Bowl last night with my girl but she got bored and ended up giving me a Gutterball."

3. "After our game of Skype Bowling, my girlfriend decided Mike and I scored a Split."

4. "Marcella and I used to Skype Bowl but after scoring three turkeys in two games, she said she didn't need me anymore..."

5. "Everyone wins in Skype Bowling." :)
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dirt balling

When a man ejaculates inside his sexual partner's anus, and then sucks out his ejaculate along with any lingering feces. He then proceeds to make out with his partner, passing the semen and feces into aforementioned partner's mouth.
John: "How was your first date with Steve?"
Morgan: "It was totally awesome. We went out for Thai, and then he introduced me to dirt balling. I've never tasted shit before."
by SHREDDYvanhalen July 5, 2011
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ballin' it up

The act (or acts) of doing very well in ones current position.
:Used and started primarily by motorcyclists:
Refers to the act of balling up the rubber on your motorcycle tires.
"Riding Fast"
1:"Damn! Did you see him ballin' it up out there on the track today?" 2:"Wow you were ballin' it up on the dance floor the other night!" 3: Jack: "what are you doing tonight bob?" Bob: "Oh I'm just ballin' it up here at home."
by Hans Wagner November 26, 2005
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Google bowling

An SEO spammer's black hat attempt to undermine a competing web site's search engine page rank. The term derives from the name of the most commonly used search engine and the idea that bowling a split leaves a huge gap between the pins, through which the next bowled ball could easily pass without upsetting any pins, suggesting that one has found a huge gap in Google's defenses.
The currently most poopular Google bowling technique is to SEO spam links to the competing web site so that Google will penalize it.
by Downstrike December 28, 2005
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not ballin

dude. he just killed a baby. that is so not ballin.
by zachattack0428 April 29, 2007
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Fuck you! I'm ballin!

An outrageously gangsta expression a person will make when he doesn't give a fuck and is truely balling like a motherfucker, typically accompanied by middle fingers and rockstar signs. The statement is not to be taking literally; it is simply a fun expression without any expectation of response. However, fucking and balling are always fun.
(at Party)

random dude: "yo what's up Joe!"

Joe: "yoooooo!"

random dude: "haha you're drunk as fuck man!"

Joe: "Fuck you! I'm ballin!"
by Mr Tasty July 21, 2009
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