batman

Invented by Bob Kane in 1940. Coolest superhero in American comic book history (the Incredible Hulk probably comes in a discreet second). Batman's real-life alter ego is billionaire philanthropist Bruce Wayne. When summoned to crime-ridden Gotham City by the Batsignal (a batlike silhouette within a searchlight beam, shining onto those perpetually dense clouds) he proceeds to de-scum the place like nobody else. Often has at least one delightfully camp side-kick, but generally works best alone.

Unforgettable scene from Tim Burton's 1988 movie ..,

(BATMAN dangles HOOD over side of 23-storey building)

Batman:
I'm not going to harm you. I want you to do something. I want you to tell all your friends who I am.

Hood (howling in fear):
WHO ARE YOU?!?

(Batman pulls the Hood in about an inch from his masked face.)

Batman:
I'm Batman.

(He throws the Hood down on the flat roof behind them. Long before the criminal has regained a fraction of his composure, Batman has disappeared into the shadows.)

by Fearman October 23, 2007

Batista

One of the most overrated peices of crap wrestlers in the history of professional wrestling. Wrote one of the lamest wrestling autobiographies of all time, where he brags about cheating on his wife while she was fighting cancer. A real class act. He even wrote that he had no respect for the business and was only in it for the money. If you don't respect the business that made you, get the fuck out.

He also can't go through a single match without getting injured, botching (fucking up) a move, or both.

BOTCHtista is one of the reasons why WWE sucks today, and is also a reminder that the WWE has not created any new LONGTERM main eventers since 2005.

The guy has his head so far up Triple H's ass, that if he rammed it up there any further, he would see what "The Game" eats for breakfast every morning.

Jim: How did you like the Batista match last night?

Scott: Not at all, I don't like the roided up move botching injury prone douchebag roid monkey

Jim: yeah, anyone who cheers for a man who does not even respect the wrestling business, is not a real wrestling fan to begin with.

Scott: Yes, just a dumb mark sheep

Jim: As much as John Cena sucks, at least he respects the business and the fans.

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus August 23, 2009

Batman

Hardass comic book character created by Bob Kane.

... Who is unfortunatley riddiculed on www.urbandictionary.com with moronic definitions.

Your innuendo isn't even funny.

by Anonymous March 13, 2005

feels batman

Batman is sad cause his parents died so when we feel sad or bad we share emotions with batman

Me: omg lol feels it lost my phone last night.

Billy: feels batman

by 12ev3 July 28, 2014

Batmobiling

When someone disregards any emotion to what others are talking about by raising emotional shields, like the batmobile's retracting armor.

When his wife started yapping on about their failing marriage, John started batmobiling his way out of it and instead watched his football team on his lazy ass.

by Crome Tysnomi October 24, 2007

batminx

A girl that seems proper and polite during the day in public, but is a slut at night in private. to quote a famous song, "she's a lady in the streets but a freak in the bed"

that pastor's daughter is such a batminx.

by stufu May 19, 2009

Batiste Halo

When someone overdid it on the dry shampoo and they've got a bit of a grey parting.

Shit son you put so much batiste on this morning you've practically got a batiste halo

by :Jester August 22, 2011