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Borgeous

Someone so beautiful and gorgeous that neither adjective quite does her/him justice.
See Elisa? She's borgeous! I mean, she's like a unicorn, I didn't know they made girls that borgeous!
by MCJefe April 26, 2017
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Schlumptress Borg 2 of 3

A vile creature who manages to fuck up every single task you can possibly assign her,a offspring of schlumptress borg 1 of 1.
Shanice,Janice's daughter came into my house and fucked everything up just like her mother.I cant belive I let that Schlumptress Borg 2 of 3 attach herself to me!!!!
by squirrel pimper November 11, 2006
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International Borg Day (April 15th)

Every year on April 15th, is International Borg Day. Gather all your friends and prepare to get hammered with Half a gallon of water and the other half gallon of vodka with any flavoring of your choice!
International Borg Day (April 15th) is the perfect day to get absolutely hammered with an excuse. You will get drunk if you make a borg no matter what time of day it is.
by WeGetHammeredEveryday April 15, 2021
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Dimmu Borgir

Possibly the worst band in the history of music, and I use the term "band" loosely here, because its not so much a band as it is a bunch of dirty dumbasses screeching about TORMENTING A CHRISTIAN SOUL while chaining eachother up with leashes and fucking eachother in the asshole. Their music is horrible and is mainly there just because you have to play music to be a band, their main priority is worshipping "Satan" and creating a bunch of worthless Demon Butt acolytes that wear black and think its cool to set fire to goats. Definetley a no-listener.
"Holy shit? What is this noise, a baby being beaten with a jackal?"

"No way man! This is my new Dimmu Borgir CD!! PURITANICAL EUPHORIC MISANTHROPIA!"

"I hate you!" *punch*
by Kevin the almighty March 24, 2005
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blorgenajoog

An expletive word meaning
Damnit life couldnt suck anymore than it does at this point in time

used frequently by goths


FREE JIMMY CHONG!!!!!
Man my penis just fell off, Blorgenajoog!
by the dude September 1, 2004
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Rexutus of Borg

An all powerful being, usually of Bristolian/Armenian descent exiled to the wilds of Cornwall. Regularly spotted in assorted drinking establishments.
Dude, I just fell in love with Rexutus of Borg.
by Spaffwald September 9, 2003
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borg

The government (both homosexual parties).

You are being assimilated and they make you do it to yourselves and you're not smart enough to see it because they've made you to *think* their way.God,you people are dumb.I hate you.

*THEY* can make you do anything because you're all so dumb.They could even make you exterminate all the jews!

And you'd do it to because they'd find a way of saying that you are *insensitive* if you don't.And then you would be made to conform through all of the peer pressure!

Too bad you all suck Satan's penis! (Bill Hicks)

fuckin sellouts
You're all so blind.

fuckin cocksucking borg faggots

You won't even get this.You'll do the exact opposite because *Big Brother* has fucked you're mind and rendered you retarded and you're idea of what's *intelligent* is what they have engrained in you through your schooling.You fucking blind assholes are such institutionalized fucking faggots!
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