by Forty(40) April 12, 2009
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The champion of all farts. When you rip a nasty fart vile enough in scent or sound to wake your partner in the middle of the night, that's a Dutch Alarm Clock.
I had bad gas when i went to sleep. I farted and it smelled so bad, it woke up my wife. She didn't appreciate the Dutch Alarm Clock.
by LiquidShadow8 January 22, 2007
Get the Dutch Alarm Clock mug.The act of squatting over someone wearing a bear mask while they're asleep while you poor vodka between you asscheeks then fart in their face while lighting your fart aflame so that it burns the face and singes the hair off whom ever you are trying to wake up.
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Friend- Dude what the hell happened to your eyebrows?! they are completely gone along with your beard!
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by Maddog Keepsbarkin' January 10, 2012
Get the Russian Alarm Clock mug.An act usually performed on females, but can also be performed on another male, that involves beating the individual about the mouth and cheek with ones cock to wake them up from sleep.
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"Don't Worry. His Navajo Alarm Clock will wake him up tomorrow."
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by Stefonamus December 1, 2009
Get the NAVAJO ALARM CLOCK mug.Yo, I'm totally late cuz B did his alarm poach this morning and stole all the hot water like a bitch.
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